A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes - July 2004
Wrinkled Rocker Started conversation Jul 1, 2004
*Opens door and enters spanking new, clean pub. Drags in Pan's BGC, dusted off from last month to save Hypatia the trouble and places it artfully angled in the middle of the room. Removes dishcloth off the tray of glasses and pours himself a 
while he waits for the rest of the mob...*
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Coniraya Posted Jul 1, 2004
Happy July WR!
*helps herself to a 
on her way through to the alley with her deckchair*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jul 1, 2004
Oh, isch disch the outdoor scheeschon?
*grabs a Metusalem bottle of and heads for the alley*
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Hypatia Posted Jul 1, 2004
Are we digging a pool in the alley? Please! Please! Please!
Kes, did you keep track of how much champagne it took last year to fill the pool? *jumps up and down in anticipation* Bubbles and spandex! What a combination.
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jul 1, 2004
Can't we just block off both sides of the alley and then fill it with extremely diluted ?
Adding a door with a sign "under no circomstances open this door" should guarantee a few 
.
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Coniraya Posted Jul 1, 2004
AR1 has posted here: F1655725?thread=443235&show=20&skip=0&lpcr=-1 a new Pandora thread.
Why dilute perfectly good ? It makes draining it so much fun!
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Kes Posted Jul 2, 2004
*Drinks the , but refuses to have anything to do with spandex.*
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JulesK Posted Jul 2, 2004
*Puts green beanbag in usual corner by the window and helps self to *
Thanks, WR, for coming to fetch us from the June thread!
(Technical question - is this a blank alleyway or do we still have our murals? 'Cos I think the -pool would make them run a bit!)
Jules
...finished work 5 mins ago... It's FRIDAY!!!!!!
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Coniraya Posted Jul 2, 2004
We still have our murals and the pool is below them, the paint is waterproof to protect it from the alcohomohol
*kicks the jukebox which bursts into life with Summer in the City*
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Hypatia Posted Jul 2, 2004
*enters with a crew of twenty something carpenters with rippling muscles and well-fitting tool belts*
I've decided we need a large deck that extends over the pool. 
Take your time boys. 
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mari-rae Posted Jul 3, 2004
*Passes out free spandex swim thongs to the work crew.* 
Just in case you'd like to take a dip once in a while...
*Sits under a table umbrella sipping 
and watching the progress of the deck building.* 
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Jul 3, 2004
Hypatia and M-R,
If you any worse, we'll have to fit you with bibs...
I really don't know what all this fuss is about, these guys aren't even countersinking the screws...and they're using brass plated steel screws instead of stainless steel...
It's all going to fall to pieces before we get to use it...just can't get good help these days and quality of materials has gone to the 
*wanders off to pour another ... Looks in the yellow pages for a few blonde airheads with C-cups and Barby-doll hips to balance out the carpenters...Places order with casting agency, using M-R's credit card which she neglected to put away after she bought the spandex thongs....*
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Coniraya Posted Jul 3, 2004
WR, it has only got to last a month, then we can get them back for August
There is team of lady plumbers locally, I'm sure they would be happy to come and check out the piping round here for you.
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Jul 4, 2004
Allow a lady plumber to examine my pipes...?
I'd prefer a lady urologist, thank you!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jul 5, 2004
*pours from the Metusalem bottle*
Happy Birthday, Caer!
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JulesK Posted Jul 5, 2004
Happy Birthday, Caerwyn!
I've *made* you a choccy 
- enjoy!
Jules
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Coniraya Posted Jul 5, 2004
The low calorie has only one N Jules
Thanks for the birthday wishes guys and gals
*tops up her and helps herself to
*
Mmmmm delicious cake, Jules 
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Crossed Purposes - July 2004
- 1: Wrinkled Rocker (Jul 1, 2004)
- 2: Coniraya (Jul 1, 2004)
- 3: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jul 1, 2004)
- 4: Hypatia (Jul 1, 2004)
- 5: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jul 1, 2004)
- 6: Coniraya (Jul 1, 2004)
- 7: Kes (Jul 2, 2004)
- 8: JulesK (Jul 2, 2004)
- 9: Coniraya (Jul 2, 2004)
- 10: Hypatia (Jul 2, 2004)
- 11: Stagehand (Jul 3, 2004)
- 12: mari-rae (Jul 3, 2004)
- 13: Wrinkled Rocker (Jul 3, 2004)
- 14: Coniraya (Jul 3, 2004)
- 15: Wrinkled Rocker (Jul 4, 2004)
- 16: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jul 5, 2004)
- 17: Kes (Jul 5, 2004)
- 18: JulesK (Jul 5, 2004)
- 19: JulesK (Jul 5, 2004)
- 20: Coniraya (Jul 5, 2004)
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