h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WoooHooo! A girls' day out at Twickers!

Nah, H says it's No2 brother's turn to have the tickets. Although I think he is secretly hoping No2 bro will be busy and that No1 bro will be going anyway.

And I wouldn't know who to cheer on, England or wWales, but I suppose it would depend on who was winning

What do you have that will clear my sinuses?

A toddy for the boddy please, Kes.

Many moons ago, an old boyfriend took me to see the London Welsh play the All-Blacks at Twickers and even at that tender age, I was accused of ing over the players by my date. At least my vice of ing is one of the few things that cannot be attributed to my being a hormonally hampered middle-aged old !

*Pours out a large vodka with a generous shot of ginger wine, and passes it to Hypatia*

That should clear your sinuses or any other blocked tubes Hypatia old bean!

and i always thought your ing was due to a dentist visit gone wrong Gwennie

I just baked a welsh cake called Anglesey Cake. Doesn't it smell great?!! spicy!

Kes's birthday is nearly here..

Wot? Again? It only seems like a year since the last one ... ... and don't forget another regular's day!

*Pours large for Hati, then pours a pre-celebratory for himself*

Who is Another Regular?

I need a , I've just bought a skirt a size smaller than usual, yay!

Except now I've got it home I'm not sure I like it after all.

You'd better use it! Waist not, want not!

It doesn't matter whether you like it or not, Caer. It's a size smaller.

Thanks, Hypatia

* at Kes*

More and where's the ?

Good one Caer! Well done you!

Perhaps if you wore a long, baggy t-shirt/jumper, it would hide said skirt so you could still wear it. Failing that, you can always return the skirt to either exchange it or obtain a refund.

When *is* t'awld geezer's birthday then Mari? Certain people would like to send him a card you know...

By the way Linus. There is nowt wrong with my teeth and they have always been like this.

It's a summer skirt, Gwennie, for me 'ols, so I shall be wearing it with a shirt, I just don't think the style does much for me. I shall get H to pass an opinion, he will be brutally honest if asked

Well done, H
Never lie to your wife - even if it is just about her butt

John was once brutally honest to me about a pair of white with black stripe shorts I bought one summer. The silly boy told me that he hated them (most likely because they were baggy and covered my backside), so I practically lived in them for that summer and during our honeymoon in Malta!

That may be exactly what he intended - to prevent Maltese men his new bride!
I learned very early in my marriage that if Lady J asks me whether she should wear outfit A or outfit B and I recommend B, then she will wear A. Now I recommend the outfit I don't think she should wear and so she wears the one I think she should wear

As I said, never lie to your wife!


Just remember ladies, if you ask one of the girls what you should wear, they'll tell you to wear the outfit that makes you look less attractive than THEM!

I always ask H if I want an honest opinion, if I don't I ask my hairdresser! She just knows the right thing to say ;,) every time I see her she tells me I've lost weight even if I've blatantly put it on! She cheers me up no end.

Is it time to have the yet?

Yes, when do we get to eat the ?

Let them eat !

Thank you for your contribution WR. It hadn't occurred to me that John was using what I suppose could be "reverse psychology" on me!