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Crossed Purposes: November 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 12, 2002
*Gets into her towel and stands hovering over Pandora, impatiently tapping her foot.*
I'll scalp you if you don't hurry up!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 12, 2002
*still in shock*
Kes barracks for England???!!!
I hope he's not teaching you bad habits MR
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Kes Posted Nov 12, 2002
Well ... I'm kinda selective about which cricket team I support ..... which basically means that for the last 15 years I've been supporting Australia 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 12, 2002
well thats a relief. To you, if no one else 
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Kes Posted Nov 12, 2002
Bring back Cowdrey and Boycott ... that's what I reckon ...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 12, 2002
...*from the floor beside the massage table...Pan looks up at mari-rae, who's tapping her foot on the floor next to Pan's head...* 
I don't know what 'you're' all bent out of shape about. I mean, 'I'm' the one looking up under your towel!That's just not right. 
MY
EYES!!
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Researcher 168814 Posted Nov 12, 2002
Need some ice on your eyes? Oh... she can´t hear anyway...
*sits back and does nothing*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 12, 2002
...*dreaming of new born wrinkled things like sharpaes...*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 12, 2002
...*puts her fists over her eyes and screams like Faye Ray...*
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Researcher 168814 Posted Nov 12, 2002
OMG... seems Pan is in labour... oh... no she´s dreaming...
*tries to wake Pan... fails*
I wonder what she is dreaming of... can´t be chippendales... exept it was one of those chairs stepping on her hair...
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Hati Posted Nov 12, 2002
*pours 
on Pan's head*
I love those colours... Can we find a 
?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 12, 2002
cutting you hair, pan? please don't! 
LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!
:: kicks the jukebox which instantly starts to play "crosby, pills, hash and junk" 
almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day...
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Coniraya Posted Nov 12, 2002
I think I've got a cold coming, *AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaasheeeeew!!!!!*
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Gwennie Posted Nov 12, 2002
Thanks Caerwynn! Here, have one of my paper tissues and an Olbas pastille... 
*Places her contaminated 
on the bar and wipes the back of her hand on one of WR's conveniently placed clean white towels and jumps in front of Mari and takes her place in the queue*
I believe that I'm next in line for a back massage dear heart... 
*Decides to wake Pan up and help her to a standing position but has trouble hoisting her prone form off the floor*
She won't budge! 
*Tugs harder and succeeds in pulling Pan to a sitting position, at the same time realises why she had to struggle as the towel that Pan was wearing falls to the floor, a corner still under Gwennie's gunboat-style feet*
Whoops! Sorry Pan! 
*Hastily tries to cover Pan with the towel and manages to get it tangled in her hair so that Pan is unable to move her head without loosing her towel*
I never was very good with a towel... 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 12, 2002
i know i do
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Gwennie Posted Nov 12, 2002
As you wish ! 
*
Pierce*
The purple matches your nose sweetie!
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egon Posted Nov 12, 2002
*lies down on goo couch to go to sleep*
Oh, Kes- if England had some cricketers it might help!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 12, 2002
:: grab's the cuffs and cuffs gwennie whilst coughing ::
now then, you said you wanted a massage?
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Crossed Purposes: November 2002
- 181: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 12, 2002)
- 182: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 12, 2002)
- 183: Kes (Nov 12, 2002)
- 184: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 12, 2002)
- 185: Kes (Nov 12, 2002)
- 186: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 12, 2002)
- 187: Researcher 168814 (Nov 12, 2002)
- 188: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 12, 2002)
- 189: Researcher 168814 (Nov 12, 2002)
- 190: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 12, 2002)
- 191: Researcher 168814 (Nov 12, 2002)
- 192: Hati (Nov 12, 2002)
- 193: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 12, 2002)
- 194: Coniraya (Nov 12, 2002)
- 195: Gwennie (Nov 12, 2002)
- 196: Hati (Nov 12, 2002)
- 197: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 12, 2002)
- 198: Gwennie (Nov 12, 2002)
- 199: egon (Nov 12, 2002)
- 200: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 12, 2002)
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