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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
Kes Posted Oct 12, 2001
We do have rather a thing about alcoholic drinks ... even Dragonfly, who sticks to chocmilk ....
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egon Posted Oct 12, 2001
Does it kind of help the ambience to speak in a manner appropiate to the drink?
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Seth of Rabi Posted Oct 12, 2001
I've heard that if you speak to a drink in an inappropriate manner, it turns sour 
. Almost as bad as spillage .. except you can still drink it, of course
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 12, 2001
...Wow.... so much to learn...
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Seth of Rabi Posted Oct 12, 2001
Alcohol abuse is a very dangerous thing, D
I speak very tenderly and respectfully to mine 
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egon Posted Oct 12, 2001
So just ,make sure you keep with the large southern accent
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 12, 2001
T: Zer is only ze nesseccity to speak bavärian when you drink ä Weißbier! Oh, yes, änd I forgot ze Kölsch in Cologne... But ze rest just drink seir Bier!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 12, 2001
Wäll, E, zer is also ze Flensburger Pils to konsitter...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 12, 2001
Ich Diene en Iris Cafe.
I'd give you more improper German, but I don't want to be moderated!!! 
Ummm... Egon.... Is my Southern Accent comforting!?? ... to go with the Large Souther Comfort, and all... 
::Plato sees where his bucket has gone to and starts to approach::
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 12, 2001
*E goes to the bar and gets some "Weißbier"*
Zum Wohl!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 12, 2001
*smoke from a cigg. holder is the first thing to be seen coming from the door to the Ladies...then a leg & thigh...followed by a hand with long red nails that slides seggestively up and down the wall...a long black gown is slit up to here! And down to there!
Pandora begins to sing in her deepest, whisky voice...*
Fallink in lo-o-ove again...
what am I to-o do-o? I
caunt hel-lp it......
Hello mine Dahlinks
shall we break out the 
?
*refuses to look at the bucket* Yezzz...drinking aund dr-rivink caun be very danjuous...you might hit a bump aund spill it! Thaz
wha' I call ale-cho-hall abuze! *decides to try not to follow Gwennie's tail chasing as vertigo could set in* Mari-rae? I guess I ought to tell you I did put a wee pinch of THIS into your couldren.
... holds up dried eye of mumplwhump.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 13, 2001
Ewwww....
::Plato looks at Linus cautiously::
That's quite the toga you've got on, Pan!!!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 13, 2001
DRIED EYE OF MUMPLWHUMP??? In MY cauldron???? 
EEEK!!!
*Rushes back to her cauldron and thinks about what is best to do...*
I could counteract it with three leaves of nightshade, but that would neutralize the effect of the alzarian crimson ground into it. I could leave the mumplewhump alone, and add newt-tongue and swallow-toes. Something thoroughly pickled would help with that...*Regards Linus thoughtfully...*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 13, 2001
::Plato hides under the purple couch, because mari-rae was just very scary::
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Kes Posted Oct 13, 2001
I always reckon that bat's blood is good for neutralising things like that ... though (as I said last year) you can only get the dried stuff these days ....
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 13, 2001
*hands Kes a fresh 
*
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Kes Posted Oct 13, 2001
Thank you! Now is that a Group O , or an A+ ?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 13, 2001
I'm an A+...just incase you need a tad more blood. And I really don't mind a bite on the neck now & again.
*wonders if Gwennie has lice, or ticks or such?!? Hmm...thinks the cats had best keep their distance* Sorry I mucked up your potion Mari...but it IS getting to be time for 'tricks &/or treats'! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 13, 2001
The *old* bat is an A+
...just like Pandora 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 13, 2001
Ooooo...
*kicks on the shin then hops around holding her foot...takes out notebook & writes: For the love of...put on a shoe before kicking a shin!*
A bit of rum fer wha' ales ya'? Or a bit of ale for...no, that just doesn't work...
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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
- 161: Kes (Oct 12, 2001)
- 162: egon (Oct 12, 2001)
- 163: Seth of Rabi (Oct 12, 2001)
- 164: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 12, 2001)
- 165: Seth of Rabi (Oct 12, 2001)
- 166: egon (Oct 12, 2001)
- 167: Researcher 168814 (Oct 12, 2001)
- 168: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 12, 2001)
- 169: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 12, 2001)
- 170: Researcher 168814 (Oct 12, 2001)
- 171: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 12, 2001)
- 172: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 13, 2001)
- 173: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 13, 2001)
- 174: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 13, 2001)
- 175: Kes (Oct 13, 2001)
- 176: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 13, 2001)
- 177: Kes (Oct 13, 2001)
- 178: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 13, 2001)
- 179: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 13, 2001)
- 180: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 13, 2001)
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