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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 8, 2001
I was trying for youth and a nice outfit for the party. 
Gwennie! I think you have feathers!!!! Eeeek!
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Gwennie Posted Oct 8, 2001
*Tries to reply with an expletive, but all that emerges is a very frustrated squawk* 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 8, 2001
::GASP!!!:: 
>wah>
ENGLANDER!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??
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egon Posted Oct 8, 2001
*saunters vaguely in, looking very relaxed and wearing very parisian clothes*
Why, afternoon everyone. 
s are on me.
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Gwennie Posted Oct 8, 2001
*Wonders how it could be Englander's fault when she thought it was all Mari's and tries to explain to Dragonfly*
SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!!! 
*Suddenly has an urge to preen herself, waddles over to the bar where she sits grooming her feathers and wondering if there's any bird seed to be had*
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 8, 2001
*E shakes head... Looks at Gwennie and takes a deep dip into one of his pockets... gets out bird sead...*
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*Tries comunicating in his best budgie dialect:*
TSCHILP!!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 9, 2001
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Kes Posted Oct 9, 2001
Gosh Gwennie! That's some outfit ...and you managed it all on such a small budg(i)et. !
*Sits laughing at his own joke, ignoring Gwennie's squawks*
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Oct 9, 2001
she does seem to be making more sense than usual 
Now where are those 
s when you need them?
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Gwennie Posted Oct 9, 2001
*At the mention of s, Gwennie flies into a panic, fluttering around the bar, squawking and careering through people's drinks*
SQUAWK! SQUAWK! 
*Crashes head-on into a wall and knocks herself out*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 9, 2001
::Plato sniffs at Gwennie and plays with one of her wings, chomping on it, but not REALLY hurting it, oh no!!!::
::Sophocoles crawls on top of Gwennie's now nice and fluffy body and curls up for a catnap::
::Plato start to play with Sophie's tail::
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Gwennie Posted Oct 9, 2001
*Wakes up with a start to find herself confronted with a pair of s and promptly feints once again* 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 9, 2001
:;Sophie moves her long black tail to the other side of Gwennie::
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 9, 2001
*E goes over to the cat´s, tries to stroke them into a fancy and hopes he has the same effect on them as on RL cats.... They allways end up being stroked for ages....*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 9, 2001
::Plato begins to purr, but it's just a plot... he soon attacks E's hand::
PLATO!!! NAUGHTY KITTY!!!
I think he needs therapy!!!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 9, 2001
*Thumbing hurridly through a well worn book...*
Antidote, antidote.... 
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Gwennie Posted Oct 10, 2001
*Dreams that she's migrating to warmer a warmer climate with a flock of swallows* 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 10, 2001
::Sophie is very happy:;
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Kes Posted Oct 10, 2001
*Looks at the book, over mari's shoulder*
There's a spell there for making feathers vanish. Would that help?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 10, 2001
OOO... what about a speel to remove leg hair!??
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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
- 101: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 8, 2001)
- 102: Gwennie (Oct 8, 2001)
- 103: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 8, 2001)
- 104: egon (Oct 8, 2001)
- 105: Gwennie (Oct 8, 2001)
- 106: Researcher 168814 (Oct 8, 2001)
- 107: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 9, 2001)
- 108: Kes (Oct 9, 2001)
- 109: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Oct 9, 2001)
- 110: Gwennie (Oct 9, 2001)
- 111: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 9, 2001)
- 112: Gwennie (Oct 9, 2001)
- 113: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 9, 2001)
- 114: Researcher 168814 (Oct 9, 2001)
- 115: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 9, 2001)
- 116: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 9, 2001)
- 117: Gwennie (Oct 10, 2001)
- 118: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 10, 2001)
- 119: Kes (Oct 10, 2001)
- 120: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 10, 2001)
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