A Conversation for Musician Jokes

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Post 1

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

How many vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seventeen.

One to change the bulb, and the other sixteen to fight over who is going to stand in the light, now it's fixed.


How many Bass Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

None.

They're not afraid of the dark.


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Post 2

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

How can you tell there is a bassplayer at the door?

(Z hides behind one in case bassplayer doesn't like this one)

He keeps knoking but doesn't know when to come in!

Zarniroop (Ex-Pesident of the universe)


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Post 3

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

R.O.T.F.L.M.H.O. smiley - erm


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Post 4

Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches

Definition of a flute: Pea-shooter with a range of up to 6 feet, blown transversly to confuse the enemy.

What do you call two flutes playing in unison?
A minor second.

How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
5 - one to change the light bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under them and 3 to b*tch about how they could have done it better.




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Post 5

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

Hee Hee!

Liked Those!


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Post 6

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Ditto smiley - biggrin


Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 7

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

Someone Get on my case, I've got loads of muso jokes waiting for an excuse!

Did you hear the one about the bassplayer who locked his keys in the car?

It took him an hour to get the drummer out!


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Post 8

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

smiley - biggrin

An oldie but goldie!!



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 9

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

Give me a type of muso and I'll tell you the joke!


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Post 10

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Singers,

Guitarists,

Drummers,

Keyboard players.


I want to be well armed for my band's next gig!! Ho Ho smiley - biggrin



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 11

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?


Wait for it!


Just 1, they stand there with their hand in the air and expect tjhe whole world to revolve around them!


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Post 12

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

How do you know there is a Drummer at the door?


Patience!


He keeps knocking but doesn't know when to come in!


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Post 13

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Sorry Dude, I've heard them all before smiley - sadface



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 14

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

Check out a few i posted here a while ago
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A430624


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Post 15

Bluebottle

Great jokes Zarniwoop!
Have you considered having them as part of the H2G2 Joke Directory?
All you have to do is include a link to "So Long, And Thanks For Laughing" here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A227440
and let me know you've done it in this conversation, and I'll include a link to your jokes from the directory page. smiley - smiley

<BB<


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Post 16

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

Am Drunk at the mo, so get back on my case and I've got a lot more muso jokes to post yet!

Thanx again RWB!


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Post 17

vodka and coke

Still a distinct lack of guitar jokes here...


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Post 18

SpookyFM

So, how do yyou it's a singer knocking at your door?

...

He can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.

Teehee.


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Post 19

J'au-æmne

I've not been by this page in such a long time. I'm gonna add these to the list when I have the chance...


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