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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Apr 8, 2003
NYC, as the toilet windows are bulletproof, and they're too small for a person to get through. Also, I think we're outside the only entrance in or out of the toilets anyway.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 8, 2003
Well, I choose guard duty, you go in and I'll stop him from getting out.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 8, 2003
*NYC ponders, the room slows its spinning*
I guess this wouldn't be the time for a Trainspotting reenactment?
*NYC wanders around the stalls, checking under the lid of each one. On the far end, he grins mischievously*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 9, 2003
*NYC pulls out a plastic bag with two automatics in it, and a note. He unfolds and reads the note:
"I can't STAND the hospital food here! And they insist on spoonfeeding such tasteless mush day in day out ad nauseum! How could they ruin pudding? HOW? I'll show them, I show them all!"
*NYC wonders where the unfortunate sod went. Whereever the guy is, NYC's sure he wouldn't mind if his weapons were borrowed for a bit. He makes for the exit.*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
*runs around the corner from the exit so he can still see the door and pulls out a silenced socom*
Alright get out of there with your hands up!
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
*NYC shouts back*
Whaddaya gonna do, shoot me? You need me alive! Otherwise, what's the point?
I, however, see nothing wrong with shooting YOU!
*NYC peppers the exit door full of holes and switches clips*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
I don't see any reason to keep you alive! The doctors however do. *shoots several times through the door aiming for the ground*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
*after the shooting stops, NYC runs up to the wall next to the exit door. He waits a tick, kicks the door open, and rains bullets on the nearest corner*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
*falls back and runs around the other side*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
*NYC pauses long enough to peer around the corner, and sees nobody. He then runs back in the direction of the interrogation room to rescue his would-be rescuer*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
*peers around other corner and sees NYC heading straight for him*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
*NYC, surprised at Aries' sudden reappearance, attempts to stop on the waxed floors and fails miserably. His boots slide naturally until he grabs a quickly passing water fountain for support, at which point they fly out from under him. NYC falls on his back, and shoots wildly in Aries' direction in the hopes that being pinned down would distract one from such a gaff*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Argh! You're mine you psycho!
*tries to run and collapses after being shot in the leg*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Psycho? I AM a supervillian; what did you expect?!
*NYC regains his posture and walks up to Aries, guns trained.*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
*pulling wounded leg away*
Damn this is not good.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Well, it could get a lot worse, unless you were to drop your gun.
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- 61: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 8, 2003)
- 62: Just Justin... (ACE) (Apr 8, 2003)
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- 64: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Apr 8, 2003)
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