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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Well, YEAH, all of them! Even the one in that boot you're wearing - I know that trick, I have one myself. Well, I did. My coat is feeling awfully funny without its arsenal in it, and I'm looking to get some of that back...
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
*drops gun in hands, pulls out knives from socks, guns from the back of his belt, two swords from the back of his coat, takes grenade belt off, removes 3 paralyso-matic grenades from pockets, 4 knives from his inside pocket, takes his coat off and a lightsabre and more grenades. Puts them all in a pile in front of him and starts grinning again*
Never leave home without them.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Nice collection. You can probably get a lot of these back later at Sea's weapon shop, if, that is, you weren't holding Sea hostage in the next room.
*NYC collects and dons the weaponry, empties ths coat's pockets and returns it to Aries.*
One question: Why straight swords? Aren't scimitars more the mercenary favorite? I know they're mine...
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
I'm not a mercenary. I was here, as a patient years ago, now I'm hired as a psycho to empty the A+E when it gets too full and the doctors get annoyed. Thats why I grin alot *continues grinning*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Wasn't this wing... made not too long ago? Like weeks, not years?
*Aries continues grinning*
Shame you aren't a supervillian; psychos are in demand. :D
*NYC runs over to the interrogation room, with his new arsenal*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
You're not gonna get in there on your own!
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
*NYC calls back* Oh, and why is that?
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
The guards would shoot you on sight. If I was escorting you, they might let us in.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
And why should I trust you?
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Yes, but what good does it do for you?
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
You're asking me to trust an admitted psycho. Just because I'm a supervillain doesn't mean I'm THAT poor a judge of character!
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Well, how about this: You walk ahead of me by two paces, I keep my gun on you. You rat me out, I shoot you. You make any odd gestures, I shoot you. You blink the wrong way, I shoot you. Hell, I might just shoot you for fun. Being a supervillain is nice that way.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Sure, but what about after we rescue you're friend?
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
Have any opinions about changing employers?
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
None other than STUMPED, of course! Come, join the dark side. You're halfway there already. 
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Halfway? *eyes flash dangerously*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Apr 10, 2003
C'mon; we have a good dental plan and our own laminated cards...
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Whats your dental plan? Shut up or we knock em out for free?
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