h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Truth be told, as an organization we get plenty of generous grants from various heretofore unnamed sources, and we use every cent wisely to keep our villainous henchmen with enough hazard pay and side benefits to keep working for us.

You have to admit, if anything is like running a business, supervillainy is.

OK then (signs up) Right, there are two problems left. One, I am now unarmed and therefore of no use whatsoever. Two, you're friend is still imprisoned. Sort them both out?

Alright, here's a beretta. And you're still walking ahead of me.

I'd rather have my socom, it's my favourite weapon.

alright...

*NYC digs for Aries' socom, and profers it to him*

Now, to save Sea!

*takes gun and pulls coat back on*

Yeah, hey wait, where is he?

she, and back where we left her: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F52268?thread=259862&skip=0&show=20 (post 18)

OK then she.

Goo Rules!

*Stamps on ant and runs ahead of NYC*

*wonders where ants are coming from*

*plugs up hole in wall and continues running*

*hears footsteps, so aims gun at door*

*peeps head round door*

Um hi, I've got everything sorted out now, you go back to your business or whatever you were doing, yes, um, bye!

*closes door again*

*NYC rounds the corner, and meets Aries at the door. Aries nods. NYC kicks the door in, guns akimbo*

*dives under table*

*keeps his promise and stays in front by 2 steps *

You're one of them, aren't you?

Erm yes and no. Can't tell you which one at the moment.

*a black line appears on a wall, rotates 90 degrees and a SuperHero steps out of the portal dressed in his finest spandex, cape a flutter (despite the absence of any wind) and boots. He adopts the now famous "Steely Eyed - I'm not messing about" gaze*

On behalf of the H2G2 forces of Justice and Law we are here to apprehend the one known as NYC.

*fingers H.E.R.O dial A971471 expectantly*