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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 29, 2000
::sings the immortal Spam song:: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! Incidentally, did you know that the average shelf life of Spam is 42(!) years? A friend of mine had a theory that if you keep a can of Spam long enough for it to go bad and then eat it, you'll go into a comma like state wherein you will be given the really REAL meaning of Life the Universe and Everything! Hopefully, you'll also find out how to come out of the comma anbd bring your new found messiah-ic powers with you.
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ed whoose royal icing was too runny Posted Nov 29, 2000
personally, i prefer corned beef.
anyway, wagner is heavy metal, and is good fun to play if your a trombonist 'cause you get to play very very loud, with the tune as well.
ah well, back to the drinking... 
ed 
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 30, 2000
A whisk(e?)y sour please. And Damn the torpedoes!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 30, 2000
and typos fro taht mater.
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Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
*drops in for a morning 
*
I really hope we do not have Wagner in this jukebox...
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Nov 30, 2000
*Sultandude arrives dressed in his trusty towel, newly topped up tan and Kes's trusty tie, singing "Happy Birthday to Me"*
"Morning dudes, anyone for 
?" 
THINKS- Body shots are far better than furniture shots. 
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Nov 30, 2000
"Why thank you Mam! Tis a pleasure to share some with you."
*Sultandude walks over to the CD player and puts his new Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD on*
"Come on everybody, PARTY ON!"
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 30, 2000
Well at least you didn't say "dude" once. 
::joins in the festivites:: Where's my Bourbon!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 30, 2000
Well at least you didn't say "dude" once. ::joins in the festivites:: Where's my Bourbon!
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Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Nov 30, 2000
*waking up from a long and unpleasant sleep*
Did I hear Birthday? Happy Birthday to you! 
The following people share that birthday (30 Nov, that is):
Des'ree (1968)
Billy Idol (1955)
Ridley Scott (1937)
Winston Churchill (1874)
Mark Twain (1835)
Jonathan Swift (1667)
That's quite an illustrous birthday party you could have!
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Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
Today's also St.Andrews Day. He is patron saint of Scotland as you all know, but also of Russia.
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Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Nov 30, 2000
And it's the first birthay of my first niece!
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Nov 30, 2000
"Glad to see there's a few on the list who are older than me. By the way Joe, Princess Toy sends her regards, we had a few chuckles in the internet cafe in Koh Samui going through some of the threads, particularly the Halloween Party. Cheers, and Happy St. Andrews Day.
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Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
There is always something to celebrate.
I wonder how old is the eldest researcher...
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Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Nov 30, 2000
I'd like to know that, too ...
Should we found an h2g2 senate?
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Nov 30, 2000
"Vote Sultandude for Senator of Koh Samui!"
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Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Nov 30, 2000
Hold it, hold it, Sultandude!
Don't you think we should first have a minimum age to be electable for the Senate? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 30, 2000
I'll take the bribe and *crosses fingers behind back* promise to vote for you, sultandude!
buuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRrrp...
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- 2561: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Nov 29, 2000)
- 2562: ed whoose royal icing was too runny (Nov 29, 2000)
- 2563: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2564: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2565: Hati (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2566: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2567: Hati (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2568: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2569: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2570: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2571: Hati (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2572: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2573: Hati (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2574: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2575: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2576: Hati (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2577: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2578: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2579: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2580: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 30, 2000)
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