h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't tell you

Tweetie probably knows it though

hmpf.

I wonder if I could build a tunnel to the kitchen for food...

Not in my dungeon.

oh go on, you know you want to.

*?*

*definitely knows the special knock combination*
*appears in her snakeskin bikini*
Now this is my kind of swimming pool

There is no need to wear a bikini.
We were just swimming naked on the other thread.

*looks down*
*shrugs*
Heck, there ain't much difference between this bikini and being naked anyway And I like it- good memories

Them sweets all green?
Got any jelly babies? Oh, lovely
~peers at revellers in swimming pool whilst chewing jelly baby~
No, not getting it there. And It seems to me that there are a few too many people in here having pleasure and no pain.
Standards in this dungeon are dropping...
Oh, hang on, there's a coupla of them rats in the water as well...
~smiles malicously as rat is punted into pool with satisfying squeal~

I'm not sure Mina's going to be happy about you killing off her rats.

It's ok, rats are really good swimmers.

You didn't need to kick it so hard Calamity.

I'll just be leaving the pool now.

*pulls herself up onto the side*
Rats, ick. Only thing they're good for is blasting in Tomb Raider

*Jumps into the pool*

this feels wierd with a hole in my stomach.

Ok, I'll bite...
Why do you have a hole in your stomach?

Because I tied rats to his stomach.

There is every need in the world to kick them so hard!
~pouts~
Mutters-If I could find some rat poison, then I'd have a much better time.
Give us another jelly baby.

~offers the packet to Calamity~

You're not killing my rats.