h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Animal rights protestor?

I'm all in favour of rights for animals, being one myself some of the time
~chews jelly baby contemplatively~
Just not for rats. Or most people, come to that .
But most of you lot seem ok .
And if it makes you happy, I won't kill the rats .
~Much~

Personally, it'd make me very happy to grab an M16 and nuke the sods...
*smiles*
*shakes her head*
But Mina seems to like em, and it's her dungeon...

Why do you lot all hate rats?

They keep stealing my food. And so do a lot of you guys.

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JOTD: I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

everyone,
i have something very important to say,













~ahem~









AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












thank you.

Well, we seem to be having the required effect on that young man .
Now, tell me more about this nuking rats idea, Tweetie?
~Grins and takes another jelly baby~

Oi!I need those for the schoolboys!

*peeks furtively at Mina and lowers her voice*
Right, there's gotta be an armoury in a place this size...
I have a preference for the straighforward revolver myself, but I'm sure we can find something a little more... powerful...

Is schoolboys the best you can manage?
~Hands bag back to Mina. Puts arm around Tweeties shoulder and leads her to one side~
Revolvers are all very well, but frankly they're very noisy in an enclosed space, and the recoil isn't at all nice. What about something quieter, like a blow-pipe?

Mmm, yeah, but I'm basically going for the ostentatious thrill here
How do you feel about grenade launchers?
And hey- what's wrong with schoolboys?

I don't think anythings wrong with schoolboys.
What do you mean is that the best I can do?
Everything I do is best, simply because I've done it.

I've just watched Austin Powers 2!

Oh, great film
Very funny, plus Seth Green
*hugs*
Haven't seen you in ages...

I've been here and there, manily there actually. I've become a sub-editor in between.

Mmmm, I noticed
I got the email too actually, but had to (reluctantly) turn it down. I just don't think I'd be able to devote much time to it right now, what with doing stuff for the Angels, and school work and stuff...
But Abi says I can give her a bell on her page when I'm ready to do it

School work? What do you wanna go and do that for?

School work? What do you wanna go and do that for?

Oh, I dunno- getting to uni, the very real possibility of getting As in every subject, just the sheer thrill of it
Sorry- I'm one of *those* ones... Total workaholic...