h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hugs GB with a worried look on her face...*
*is distracted by Will...*
*smiles apologetically at GB, hugs her again, and grabs Will's hand...*
*They head off in the general direction of Tweet's room...*

*blows a kiss after them.....

If I could have the key's for my room I shall retire to freshen up, the bags are in the car.

Seeing as how the staff have retired for the night, GB goes behind the reception desk & tosses the happy dude his keys.
Oh, sir? There's a Party! of sorts going on in the Music Room, be sure to drop by if you're not too tired!
Enjoy your stay with us, won't you?
Any complaints to Lord M.K* please.

Sure will, I just need to Buff the rubber up, its sort of lost it's shine after such a long journey.

--- Chief HappyDude heads for his room --

ROOM.9 with Quorthon...

nods.

thank you sir. room 15 you say? ill be down shortly to take in my new surroundings.

triv

HELLO! RECEPTION! STAFF!
Ye gods - the service is terrible here, well except for the miad.
HELLO!
Oh this is a waste of good drinking time.
I'll leave a note


Look you lot, there's a spa bath on top of the bed in my room, and a lot of water, and the curtains smell, and the bits of bed still accessible itch terribly. I want it sorted out right now. No, I won't change rooms - my bride-to-be could arrive at any moment, and i want the Bridal Suite to be ready for her ... because I'm ready for her, I casn tell you that.

Oh - and I don't want the thoughts for the day for my bride to keep going on about how her mother was right. I don't know what she was right about, but I can guess, and i don't want that sort of thing interfering with my sort of thing.

So be a good chap, or chapess, and fix up the room - toute suite . har har har

*flutter of wings*

What a commotion!

: well, ladies, you should discuss this in a more common way, ok? The fact is: Galaxy Babe was first here, offering massage and aromatherapy (a marvellous one, as I discovered myself!) at her Quiant Caress Shoppe. I don't like to see GB running all over the place, putting her Last Will, it's upseting me too much, you know . Maybe you should make an agreement or maybe become partners, what do you think?
But do find a solution, please!

I vote for all out war But I go alittle over the top some times

Of course, me too, but I'm always trying to avoid it. Makes me feel better this way, you know.

aie! i leave to go shopping and all... heck... breaks loose...
1. kes, i will have the bridal suite cleaned up for you ASAP.
2. GB, several things. firstly, i don't think you could ever bring enough... you know... for the both of us, we both seem to be the pimpstresses. secondly, i don't want you to go, no matter who comes along offering the same services. you're a great person and a great roommate, and i won't let you leave. so we'll just have to work something out with JLC or whatever her name is.

Signing up point 2, sea - you're absolutely right!!!

Very definitely so. Sign me up as well.
It can even move ahead of point 1 on your list.

*wanders off in search of servants' quarters - and you can interpret that any damn way you like ... *

*looks very proud of herself*
thank you very much.
*gives kasia a high five*
so there you go, GB. you can't go. everyone else will agree with us when they hear that you're thinking of leaving.

I second that and I know that Tweetie will also

Thank you All!
*blush*
Oh, by the way, Will, you're an early riser aren't you?

The last person I recall describing thamselves as 'The Total Package' was a particularly loathsome fat American wrestler... you don't think... Nah, it couldn't be... could it?


*braces himself for torrent of retaliatory abuse*

*adds NexusSeven to her will...

She ordered a poem, so I sent her one, but I think it went over her head. Check out her homepage for another laugh.