h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* M.K walks in as Petunia & Ivor walk out... *

Oh... not feeling well ?

* M.K rustles around in the frontdesk drawers... *

Oh, here we are this might help !!!

* Passes some soluble asprin... *

Lord M.K*

This is rather embarrasing, do you have...err.....you know. For my good friend Tweetie and I?

*psssst.....is she gone????

Oh, Will, in my Room, number 11.
In my drawer, under the dressing table.
You'll find a plentiful supply, hon.
I brought enough for me & sea....
Have a good time on me, Will...and give Tweetie one from me...er.....a kiss I mean,
goodnight, hon.

*takes the aspirins dry*
Oh thats better, thanx!
Remind me never to drink with strange men again!

* M.K lowers his voice a full octave, until he sounds remarkably like Barry White !!! *

Well. Yes, William we do...

* He discreetly hands over a small container... *

Don't worry, with my being air to the empire, I'm sure I can always rustle up a few more...

Lord M.K*

WOW, I just can't survive without loo-roll. Thanks GB if I run out again I be sure to pop by

Not on your life oh Patron Saint of Tantrums, you had best learn to play nice. I'll not go quietly. Aspirin...the white willow bark's concotion. Not necessary if you would just have a cup of camomile tea, better yet Vervein...oh, but you would find that in France. Tah.

- ROFL!!! -

Oh !!!

Well, I'm sure we have some of that somewhere...

* Goes looking for G.B... *

Lord M.K*

*A localised storm erupts and sucks TTP into it*
*He reappears a good two days journey from the manor*

Camomile tea! YUCK!

The weather appears to be a good judge of taste

*grins*
*hugs him*

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*Gives Tweetie the kiss perscribed by GB*

Gender no longer bothers me, I have eyes only for Tweetie and maybe one or two oth...err...I mean only Tweetie

--- The Entrance Door's Fly Open, through them, his long dark locks flowing down below his waist, resplendant in his dress uniform (an off the shoulder bright red rubber catsuit) enters Chief HappyDude. ---

HappyDude

Fire Chief H2G2 Space Center

Youngish

Male

Yes Please


He says 'Have you a room available for a very long weekend?'

We could do with someone to cool things down, it can get quite hot here.

Yeah, they can...
*whispers in Will's ear*
Room 4, if you please....

Before retiring for the night, GB is making out her will.
She lists, in no particular order,
Bob
Will - PS of Tea & Cappucino
Ivor Biggun{formerly Shellers}
Tweetie{Archangel}
Mina - Muse of bondage
sea
Petunia

this list is to be added to before the Foxy Manor vacation ends.....
Remember that GB is the richest woman on the planet since she bought shares in h2g2 before it went online
Patrons paying attention will know why this will is being drawn out....and why. It's her - or me. H2g2 is not big enough for both of us.