h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shouting*
it ok for you i cant see her....

* M.K listens attentively... picks up the phone *

Sorry, after 30 minutes of waiting I'd thought you had gone !!!

Yes, I'm sure we have a room that will suit your needs...

Lord M.K*

i am sorry got the builders in so i was distracted.

a room would be nice
thanks

Hello could I have a room please and a stable for my utterly horrible but furry and cute pony please?

That would be fine with me. Nice to meet you, Gwennie. Are you a Sagittarius?

im a scorpieo..can i have a room?

* M.K tries busily to get the details down... *

Hello Princess !!!

* Fawning outrageously... *

Do you mind me asking, but I've never met a real live Princess. What lineage are you from ?

Lord M.K*

That's good because I prefer Scorpios to Sagittarians.

*ivor saunters in smugly, licking chocolate from his lips...

Well I've got a long lineage...

*gawping*

were not a bad bunch

yes thank you Ivor!



My family rules a small kingdom, and we are descended from of Ancient Kings of Faery. To get there go straight to the children's section of your local bookshop and pick up any good fairystory omnibus. You will find the gate to the kingdom on the seventh page you read.

Can I just remark on your most magnificent trousers!

I say - does anyone know my room number?

* M.K looks down at his non-descript trousers... *

Why Thankyou !!!

Ladies & Gentleman, your rooms are now ready !!!

* He hands over the keys... *

Lord M.K*

Wonderful - but I should first attend to my pony. ~Turns to pony who is pulling horrible faces and blowing raspberries~ Don't do that George!

~Turns to the Lord of the Manor~

And i will see you later!

Excuse me your princessshipnness, but I think you're talking to the wrong end of that pony

No I don't think so - after all how many equine backsides have ears?

~The pony sticks his tongue out at Ivor and pulls another face, rolling its eyes and baring its teeth~

*runs in, wearing a short little skirt and a tight blouse that shows quite a bit of cleavage*
omg thanks so much for hiring me MK! let me take over this... now. who still needs a room?

~ Mr Quatto, the all purpose villian, enters the fancy establishment and rings the bell. He is hoping for a room and some devilish mischief that a villian of his caliber and experience can cause.~

Hello ?? ~looks around for the deskman~


Q~

~Continues to stand awaiting accomadations and espies the noble steed and signet of the very rich and very scandleous Smartypants Monarchy.~

Ahh, Twould seem that providence smiles upon me yet again. ~ Smiles Evily and begins to formulate another brilliant, yet devious plan.~

Q~

*gives mr quatto a big smile*
desk WOMAN, actually. that's me. what can i do for you? a room? well, i think we have JUST the one... let me check... would you please fill in the registry book while you're at it? (questions at the beginning of the thread)