h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

frantically pushes a small button in the corner. a giant sprinkler comes down from the ceiling of the room and starts spraying water everywhere, soaking everybody and drowning most of the spiders. The remaining spiders are either close to drowning or are crawling with great speed around the room looking for cover.

Places near stepped on,are promptly visted by pollinator insect.

Squashed twitches, wiggles eye-palps.

Looks at everybody as if their crazy. Then starts scraping spider guts off his shoe and putting them in a pile next to one of the memorials.

Vet arrives, sneers at both spiders, releases a few flies near them, and decides that they were malingering.

starts brushing the remaining spiders off for they have stopped tickling for some reason

Uses the to go back in time destroy the sprinkler system and lure the spiders to soemwhere safe, lest kasgdog's lamentations for dead arachnids cause severe local flooding.

While there, alters the spidersilk dress, (shortening it by a yard and a bit and making it a bit more opaque) and reappears wearing it.

Phones for a takeaway.

Is just relived the tickling stopped.

Stepped on bails from during a brief stopover downwind from the Trinity test site (30 miles away), dragging its mate along.

Opens door to accept half a dozen takeaways - some are steaming hot, otheres are lukewarm.

The fly and mouse pink special for Gladys and her children is a bit on the cold side. Also misdelievered - forwards that one via the

wonders where Herenna got the .

Reaches for coat and shows Wobo quite how much two of the pockets can hold, by shoving his head into one and his feet into the other.

At that moment, a clone of Wobo runs into the room and slams into Herenna sending her sprawling across the floor. Suddenly more Wobos come until there is an army of Nameless Stealth Wobos filling the who thread. Their death rays aimed and ready to fire oppon Herenna at any moment unless their master is returned and in full health.

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Regenerated by the , stimulated by the radiation of the Trinity burst, Charlotte's daughter, fed by desert wildlife similary exposed, begins to grow at a prodigious rate.

Step on her, will they.

She'll show them.

A telegram for kasdog slides under the door.

Herenna ignores it as there are more interesting things distracting her.

Releases Wobo from coat pockets (which open into L-space).

opens telegram which says Gladys has won spider woman of the year contest and is entitled to eat Woba if he comes up with anymore nonsense about her babies

Walks back to the far corner of the room holds his stomach and sits down. The colons leave.

Mutant spiderchild, now with legs long enough to use asteroids as stepping stones, starts walking home. This might or might not take some time.

takes out a small,sky-blue electronic device with only three buttons and a joystick on it and starts playing "Space Invaders".