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chorlton Posted Jan 3, 2006
and if her doughnuts come out well she'll be an 'appy Fanny.
attached
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U695218 Posted Jan 3, 2006
See dees apple trees? Dis one no good, but dis one, ah dis pick able.
Jupiter
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 3, 2006
While walking through the perfume section my wife was struck by a designer scent. Yep, some Joop 'it her.
PLACATE
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U695218 Posted Jan 3, 2006
In a bizzare multidimesional warp in the the patient's mouth, the doctor announced:
I'm sorry to say that the plaque ate her.
Madagascar
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 3, 2006
My uncle had a crazy electric bus, but an even Madder Gas car.
BETROATHED
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U695218 Posted Jan 4, 2006
While parrots have mimicked speech for years, it wasn't until recently when an African Grey swallowed its owners watch that we can honestly say...(yes, you know what's coming) that:
Polly ticks.
CUCUMBER
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 5, 2006
When a queue is encumbered by an impediment, such as a bollard or a sleeping policeman or an irritatingly argumentative drunk, we call such encumbrances queue-cumbers.
ARRIVISTE
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 5, 2006
A diplomat is a special mat to keep your diplomas on view on the table or dressing-table or bookshelf without scratching the surface.
ARTHRITIS
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 5, 2006
Se what he does with his shirt, Mabel. It's a sign. Tucks he do and not tucks he don't.
POPPYCOCK
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Jan 5, 2006
hello Poppy, cock over hoop about passing your exams?
gramophone
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 5, 2006
Young Graham (Gram) O'Phone was the fastest talker in the whole of Galway.
IMMENSE
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 13, 2006
I weally fink I shall dwive all the way to weading todai.
impersonate
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