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U695218 Posted Feb 23, 2006
Because I am able to digest only two types of sugar I am bi-dextrose.
Not a particularly good one.
It's 8:10 am here!
I'll let you sleep.
principle
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Jabberwock Posted Feb 23, 2006
The Prince was surrounded as usual by a bevy of fresh beauties. One workman at the palace said to another, admiringly, 'Look at 'im! That Prince, 'e pull(s) like there's no tomorrow!'
biscuits
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U695218 Posted Feb 26, 2006
A new modular (literally) Buisiness Studies course on offer advertised recently in the press:
Come and get your Biz Kits here.
sponge
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Jabberwock Posted Feb 26, 2006
I heard that they changed the word espionage to e.i.a.sponge, to fool the enemy.
This was done to ex-sponge all traces of intelligence activity in a given country from the enemy's consciousness.
But the enemy weren't that stupid. They sponged it all up and waited while we sponge our own rubbery web of lies, then made thir move.
inebriate
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Icy North Posted Feb 27, 2006
How to annoy a Frenchman - throw a skinny brie at him.
(best I could do, sorry)
slalom
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Jabberwock Posted Feb 27, 2006
How does one member of the famous Israeli ski team greet another? ....
(Sorry the last one proved so difficult)
granite
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U695218 Posted Feb 27, 2006
Yes, it was a terrible argy-bargy between my grandparents. She was livid! I mean ballistic! She was SO angry that it ended up when gran- ite him!
parsley
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Icy North Posted Feb 27, 2006
Wrapping gifts in brown paper makes them more parcelly.
MUMMIFIED
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Jabberwock Posted Feb 27, 2006
My mum's tummy's getting big. I think she's got mummified again. And dad's gone all silly and soft over her.
courageous
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 1, 2006
You oughta see Curate E! He ponces around like I Don't know what!
hospital
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Artisan Posted Mar 1, 2006
The removal of horse spittle from your silks is quite frankly, disgusting! 
Accomplice
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 1, 2006
In the interests of efficiency, 'accompanying the police to the station' (
) has been officially abbreviated to 'accomplice'.
arthritis
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Icy North Posted Mar 1, 2006
An affliction which renders the sufferer only 50% correct.
RHUBARB
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 1, 2006
'We'll make you rue the day you were born', they said to him in the punishment block of the language police. They proceeded to fire canisters of insults and barbs of questionable wit at him, known as ruebarbs.
amplitude
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Artisan Posted Mar 3, 2006
My stomach is rather dodgy, I won't swallow anything unless it's amply chewed..
Relationship
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 3, 2006
Daddy, does that boat come from India?
Yes son, it's real asian ship...
guttural
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U695218 Posted Mar 5, 2006
Allen sighed, "Oh no! Where's that key? I've just dropped it."
His friend replied, "Look, it's in the gutter Al."
pedantic
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 5, 2006
When a pedagogue starts jumping around in front of the class and then imitates a frog and then calls out students' names at random, or other such mad manoeuvres, it's just a case of pedantics.
piffle
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U695218 Posted Mar 14, 2006
A toilet bowl left unflushed for far too long?
pi-ffle (pee-full}
promiscuous
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