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Icy North Posted Dec 7, 2005
Fancy being a service desk analyst in Bangalore? Just visit the Jobserve Asian website.
IDI AMIN
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Dec 7, 2005
Lost your card? You'll have to report to the ID administration office.
adaptation
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chorlton Posted Dec 30, 2005
Adaptation
Can you pass me a dap, ta Shaun (dap = gymshoe in Bristol 
)
celebrate
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Dec 30, 2005
The mkln k said he'd been celebrate for years.
festivity
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U695218 Posted Dec 31, 2005
inoculate
(H)e knock you late because he very busy now.
perspiration
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Jabberwock Posted Dec 31, 2005
Good answer lapislazuli
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He doled out bells between churches on a one-bell-per-spire basis. It was his per spire ration.
artichoke
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U695218 Posted Jan 1, 2006
Doctor, I keep having to scratch the left side of my chest.
(The doctor replies in a knowing manner.)
(H)eart itch? OK......
OCTOPUS
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 1, 2006
A cat built entirely of Bovril cubes? Yes, it's my Oxo-puss 
DISTAINING
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 1, 2006
Red? Yellow? Brown? Pink? Orange? Blue? Purple? Green? Cerise? Mauve? Turquoise? No more, no more...no more...I think he's had his colourful. I think he's ready to talk.
Occupation
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Artisan Posted Jan 1, 2006
Standing in a queue to get into an Irish disco, Paddy asks who to give his entry money to, the Scottish doorman points to a small man, dressed all in green, and replies,"Och, you pay Shaun!" 
Solitude
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 1, 2006
In the yiddisher supermarket, Solly chewed his way through three bags of sweets before his mother could stop him.
extemporise
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U695218 Posted Jan 2, 2006
What happened to that human metronome? The one that used to keep the musical beat by blinking to keep time?
Oh, he's changed his job now. He's now known as:
ex-tempo-eyes.
FELICITATE
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Jabberwock Posted Jan 2, 2006
Young Clarence complained of a stomach-ache, caused by falling over on his face at his birthday party.
*Fell, is it? Ate* too much cake more like, said his mother.
pretentious.
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U695218 Posted Jan 2, 2006
All the kids were meeting in their secret groups according to age in connected rooms (the lengths I go to!)
There was a knock on one of the doors. Opening it slightly Joey asks:
Yeah?
Mark, outside says rather too loudly for Joey's liking:
Is this the 9 year old's room?
Joey answers with a nod:
Pre-ten? SHH! Us
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U695218 Posted Jan 2, 2006
I'll leave it open for someone else to post one as my last offering was extremely contrived to put it mildly!
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- 81: Icy North (Dec 7, 2005)
- 82: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Dec 7, 2005)
- 83: chorlton (Dec 30, 2005)
- 84: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Dec 30, 2005)
- 85: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Dec 30, 2005)
- 86: Jabberwock (Dec 30, 2005)
- 87: U695218 (Dec 31, 2005)
- 88: Jabberwock (Dec 31, 2005)
- 89: U695218 (Jan 1, 2006)
- 90: airscotia-back by popular demand (Jan 1, 2006)
- 91: aka Bel - A87832164 (Jan 1, 2006)
- 92: Jabberwock (Jan 1, 2006)
- 93: Artisan (Jan 1, 2006)
- 94: Jabberwock (Jan 1, 2006)
- 95: U695218 (Jan 2, 2006)
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