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Post 41

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

There was great speculation tonight at the boxing match, did he box, or cheat?

FETISH


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Post 42

Artisan

At the fete Ishmal stuffed himself with sausage rolls...smiley - erm

HEAVEN


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Post 43

aka Bel - A87832164

Here, have an apple before you go


online


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Post 44

Artisan

If you keep on lying no-one will believe you if your ever telling the truth

BATSMAN


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Post 45

Icy North

Hey, look at those wombats, man!

CHARABANC


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Post 46

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

At the call centre we had to share a bank of phones


necessitate


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Post 47

Icy North

If you're looking for transparentness, acetate film is perfect.

PECCADILLO


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Post 48

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

I rang the furniture people who said I should expect a pilow in the post.


billboard


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Post 49

Icy North

The razorbill bore down on the helpless fish.

CLANDESTINE


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Post 50

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

The Camerons were a clan destined to be famous.



Recording


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Post 51

Icy North

I went diving on a shipwreck, or dinghy-wreck to be precise.

POMEGRANATE


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Post 52

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

smiley - groan


The Austrailian said the building was made from some stone from England. He called it Pomme Granite

Reference


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Post 53

Icy North

Double-smiley - groansmiley - groan

Do you prefer ants or spiders? (South Efrican eccent helps)

CANDYFLOSS


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Post 54

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Thank you. The worse the pun the more groans the more the groans the more the praise.

For your pun I give
smiley - groansmiley - groansmiley - groan

Flossie handed her husband a glass for him to pour his beer into. (wait for it can you guess what's coming) and he said(wait for it) Here that's handy Floss.


Tracking


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Post 55

Mu Beta

The informal name the buglers gave to their royal fanfare was: "Ta-ra! King!"

MULTIFARIOUS

B


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Post 56

Icy North

(Hello B, welcome to the game!)

Don't give a Malta fairy a second chance.

SCHOONER


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Post 57

Artisan

Hi doc, do you think this speech impediment will get better schooner or later
smiley - space
doppleganger


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Post 58

Mu Beta

What? You mean there's only two people in this large, German group of youths?

MAESTRO

B


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Post 59

Artisan

My stroppy attitude gets me into hot water sometimes

Rubber


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Post 60

Icy North

"Let it not disgrace me if I demand before this royal view what rub or what impediment there is..." (Henry V)

EDINBURGH


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