h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um, could some one give me a hand. I seem to have choped off my arm. Is anyone good with a needle? or can you point towards the infirmary? please? anyone?

Why's it so quiet round here somethings up.

*Decides to pay a visit to the Wise Old Ladys house and walks right to the end of the town to a lovely white cottage and enters*

:emerging from the restite labs, Steer move with abrupt swiftness to the flying pig training grounds his hands laden with many vials and tinctures:

:moving with regard to any he goes right to the castle after his stop at the Flying pig pens:

*Leaves house and sits on a bench in the town square next to an exquisite fountain, one of the first things he had commisioned as king*

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*decides to head back up towards the castle*

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Ambassador Lil and Sir Big Steve amble through the streets of the kingdom of Restite.

.......And over there, Lil, you will see a fountain comissioned by King Paul only a few years ago. The designer still lives here after seeing the kingdom for the first time a few years ago.

i hope you are enjoying this walk, I'm not pacing to fast for you am i? I don't wish to bore you but i love my kingdom and happen to remember a lot about it.

We could now take one of two roads. The left hand fork takes you straight to the feasting hall but the right hand fork is more picturesque and has a number of interesting features and more of the newer buildings in the kingdom. Which would you rather take?

The King walks grandly down the streets and enters the white house again.

*The king emerges again, rather sooner than the day before, carrying a very small black box. Above the house there is a sign, "noone may enter without the permission of the king and, the Stone". Underneath in small letters it says, "stones are only receivable by the king, entrance without a stone would mean certain and immediete death". As if make sure noone would enter without a stone, underneath there is a gravestone set into the wall, here lies Ambassador Falimor of The United states of America and John Maccalby of the French Republic, at the bottom there is further writing 2those who are pig headed may never enter the land of the flying pigs". The king, has read these many times, but makes a point to just to show those in the streets that it is very important.

*creeps down the street and observes the white house*

*enters a nearby shop and emerges holding a duck. he walks up to the house*

i'm sorry my friend...

*pushes the duck through the open door into the white house*

*they reach the white house and paul hands one of the boxes to lil* Put this around your neck, before entering the house, they walk past the warning signs to the house, inside the kings box is a pin with a mey coloured gemstone on it on lils the same gemstone but on a necklace

*She looks into his eyes and with shaking hands she puts on the necklace*

*they enter the house, both alive after it, and walk straight into a garden, the skies are Purple, the flowers are green and Mey, and blue, but all in the wrong places. and in front of them is a regal mansion. And a small village. They walk into the mansion and in to a sitting room. There sits an old lady, who with seeing lil smiles and tears run down her face* You survived then she said, You survived, you know you two have something in common, both your fathers died entering that thing, yours trying to leave and his trying to get in, now you are the only two people that can do both for some reason, the rest of us dont have blood thick enough with Royal Restism

*Lil holds tightly to Paul's hand.. partly understanding what the old woman is saying.. yet, refusing to fully comprehend what it is she is saying*

She knows me? *Lil asks the King*

*paul hesitates before saying softly in her ear* shes your mother but she cant leave this dimension you got through after you were born with your father during a dimension lapse but he died midway through after the lapse stopped, due to changes in the dimension in the 1980s only the thick restite royal blooded could both go through and come back, your mother is not and went through once to never come back, there is a community here of restites from millions of years ago but have lost there bloodline too and cant travel through

*Tears pour down her face... she knew this was true.. this was her mother before her.. Lil sees that face each day as she dresses before the mirror.. *

*She leans heavily against the King*.. She is isn't she??

Yes she is, now i will leave you two alone. *Leaves the dimension*

*She feels his hand leave hers.. but she is staring at her mother*

*She moves forward and kissing her mother's cheek*


I had a happy childhood .. I want you to know that..