h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Non restites Be careful not to enter this Dimension for too long. For more information please read the History of the Restites page.

Any applicants for a place in the Flying Pig army apply here. Whilst waiting, feel free to have some and

You will deal with assistant pig trainers If i should send any your way. Remember no attacking people with the pigs unless i give the orders only Defend

No problem, I'm so snuffy! (courtesy of royal )

Yey you used the words, I thought that night catch on

:walking briskly into the outer areas of the training pens he looks about for a moment:

Well seems vacant right now?

:placing the vials and a note of what the ginseng tincture is for, with instructions to add it to the food and it will give increased vitality to the legions of avian swine. Having felt satisfied with the end results he turns and moves on to the castle:

*starts reading instructions, remembers he never learnt how to read (what with being a walrus), so just drinks the stuff instead*

*Enters through portals, see the Pigs are fine, needs to ask the alchemist to redo the Medicine, someone seems to have drunk it. Walks about for a while, and leaves. He needs to make sure everything is well for his trip in a few months here*

Ok brace yourself lady lil now the second we go through this thing tell me how your feeling. *Drives through the portal, Lil's still alive, and doesnt look sick* How are you feeling dear?

.. a little nervous sire.. </>

Are you feeling well, no bad reactions at all. Except for nervousness

*looks about.. she is a little frightened*


Ju.. just nervous Sire..

*Continues to drive, glancing over at lil all the time, now are you convinced, you have restite blood


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now, you are the second person to see this out of the royal family. *Drives up to a massive cliff and in front of them is a beautiful mountain with beautiful animals and a wonderful vision, not even matched by the northern lights, colours never seen before.* Now theres something you need to know only those with Royal Restite blood can see this. I know its a complicated land, and noone knows why it is , but a fever becomes the norm. Restites.

*She sits and stares ahead.. she cannot hear his voice anymore.. she is listening to the animals.. the colours are so vivid.. The birds are spectacular in their plumage.. *


*She gasps*.. .. Paul this is beautiful... .. What did you just say?

You heard me very clearly

we should head back well explore here more when you know more. I promise now i will take you to see the wise lady soon.

How can that be? I have lived all my life in Thingite </>


*turns to look into his eyes*... Paul I am frightened...

*The car drives through the portal and up towards the castle*

*Lil sits quietly in the car... too stunned to understand what she has just seen and heard*