h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you feel sick Ben?

Ooh, peanut butter ones? Or shortbread? I hope you brought enough for everybody!

i dont feel sick, i still fell hungry.
im afraid i ate them all.....

That's all right, if everyone promises not to peek I will go get some from my secret stash of multi-grain spelt biscuits.

*closes her eyes*

*hides behind hands*

*holds hands in front of eyes, leaving a little gasp to look through*

*turns into *


*hops away into p-space, disguised by a stampede of s*

*dives up out of pond, clutching a garishly-coloured packet*

Here they are, good thing they're wrapped in plastic!

*pauses to shale <schooloffish< out of sleeves*

Honestly, they're much better than the primary colours and pictures of windmills would lead you to think!

okay i believe you, why you wet?

P-space travel tends to do that! But for an emergency such as this, no sacrifice is too great.

you are a jedi, speaking in riddles and stuff.

* flies in, posts notice*

'Here Be Dragons'
"Rehearsals to start immediately'

ah, good evening!

*watches the magnificent dragon move gracefully*

It's nice to be appreciated!

*can see the scales glisten and shimmer as they change colour*

So? Rehearsals soon?

I have a new request: 'This Little Light of Mine'

* flames out window, illuminates stained glass*

*tinkles on banjo and waits for those biscuits to be passed round*

Where did Malabarista put those biscuits? I'd look, but I'd just break something.