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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 4, 2002
Good point re chicken.
That actually makes it easier for me to go to restaurants. I ALWAYS had trouble deciding what to have and I now resalise how pointless that is. In future I will say to the waiter "I don't care what I eat... Just bring me the cheapest meal on the menu cause it's gonna taste like chicken anyway."
At last it's safe for me to go out and eat without fear of ridicule.
THANKS GANG!!!!!! 
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Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Oct 4, 2002
Actually, Catwoman, the supposition that chicken tastes like everything comes from a major medical and culinary research effort made in the early seventies by Drs Cleese, Jones, Gilliam, Chapman, Idle, and Palin.
They were even able to determine conclusively that long pig tastes like chicken.
In the face of such efficiency, dedication and skill, I bow to the inevitable conclusion that the only things that don't taste like chicken are wood, fish, aluminum, Raquel Welch and Spam.
Unless it is Chicken Spam, in which case it tastes like Dame Edna...
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 6, 2002
ooowww, who, in the right (or wrong for that matter) minds would want to eat Dame Edna?
LOL
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Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Oct 6, 2002
That's why Hormel has been kind enough to provide Chicken Spam for the curious...
And Roasted Turkey Spam for the strange.
My spousal unit wants to get me a Roasted Turkey t-shirt.
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Catwoman Posted Oct 7, 2002
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 8, 2002
I agree with Catwoman...
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Oct 8, 2002
Then you probably agree with the spousal unit.
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Catwoman Posted Oct 8, 2002
Agree what? That it is weird? Remember you don't have to WEAR T-shirt.
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 8, 2002
If it's given as a present he might have to wear it. Or at least get it mounted in a frame...
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Catwoman Posted Oct 9, 2002
Wear once, accidentally wash in way that is bad for it (or spill somehting that doesn't come out)
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Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Oct 9, 2002
I would probably wear it.
At least it would be new.
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 14, 2002
And it's better than something my granny would knit...
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Oct 15, 2002
Hmm...
I sense issues... 
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Catwoman Posted Oct 15, 2002
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Oct 17, 2002
Yes... Sorry... Is that a bad thing???
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Catwoman Posted Oct 17, 2002
Is that the same as a shrink?
Kill fig trees, perform plastic surgery and do stand-up before catering.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Oct 17, 2002
Or has your Granma's knitting shrunk?
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Catwoman Posted Oct 17, 2002
certainly not, I know perfectly well how to wash things without shrinking them
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