h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He has good taste.....he's with an Archangel now...

*A bird flying over the waterfall would have been intrigues to see a human shaped object streaking upwards from the forest.......*


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*Visible below is a scene of flying branches and vegetation......and a massive roar that can only mean that something is still alive......

and probably just a smidgeon hacked off with life*

*Enter Up Left - something looking like a high-speed Hunchback of Notre Dame. Actually, Kes carrying eatsmice, heading through, too fast to stop*
Peaceful! Yo! Peaceful!
*Exit Down Right*

Thinks: Why is Kes carrying eatsmice? Did I miss something???

* From the glint in the water, plumes of what appears to be blood cast towards the surface... *

* Yikes! [just a comment ] the lemur is moving around the island, looking for Kes, who is looking for her...

* Everyone seems a bit doomed... but then again, reality is always changing so much, one never knows...

*Petunia has recovered sufficiently to leave the hospital tent. She finally notices the three sprouted bananas and climbs to get them. Just as she is reaching for the bananas, a large tarantula amidst the banana bunch startles her* Aaaaiiiieeee! *Falls to the water. Sploosh!*

*Thinks the tarantula: diving to the water? Gee, I never thought about doing that. I wonder if it's fun. It looks like fun. I wonder why she left so suddenly?*

GB heard Petunia's cry and, satisfied that she had covered the hatchery sufficiently, took off from the beach, and was flying overhead the moment that Petunia hit the water.
GB dove in as gracefully as a kingfisher collecting his breakfast.
She grabbed Petunia around her waist, scooped her up into her arms, shot out of the water and deposited Petunia on her feet, just as the latter started spluttering...."...there was a BIG sp...sp...."
Calm down, Petunia, you're alright, now! Look, here's your bananas! Take them back to your camp. I have to go, goodbye.
*flutter of wings

*Petunia swims to the shore. The tarantuala jumps from the banana tree to the water*
Tarantula: Weeee!!! *Splish!*
Petunia: Aaaahhhh! The spider's following me!
*The tarantuala see the plumes of blood rising toward the surface of the water, and frightened , swims to shore. Petunia scrambles back up the banana tree, and keeping a close eye on the tarantula which has got on a rock to sun itself, she gets the bananas and brings them down. Petunia sees the red plumes rising in the water and decides that this is a good time to go explore the hilltops. She places half a banana near the rock, for the tarantula, for being so nice as to not bite her, heads off for the hilltops*

Simulpost. Pick whichever version of events that you prefer.

another two new universes

Oh man. Another two?

* This gives the pink lemur, [still a scientist, still trying to win the million dollars], a very good idea...

Now, what if -- after saving my good friends - and some of the nice Cragis, and some of the nice marshalls... if I destroy... WAIT!...

NOTE: add animals + plants to list of 'to be saved'...

...Anyway... this way, I can destroy the Jetty TWICE!!!!

A wicked laugh is to be heard... luckily, no one is around, only the humanesque trees, which tremble, to their very roots...

But!!! I'll have to save Kes first, of course...

*Green light*
Destroy the Jetty??? Did I miss something?
*Green light*

Destroy the Jetty?
I must have missed that too....

* Peaceful, no longer a lemur, is still recovering at yapong camp.

* Though still a bit paranoid, she's given up her plans to destroy the jetty...

* While still a lemur, she'd found her hidden agenda, and that idea had been part of her plan... but now, she had grander schemes, like finding the real statue of the Maltese Falcon, which was, surely, hidden somewhere in the temple grounds...

* But -- the fact that everything was occurring on [at least] two universes at the same time did not leave her brilliant and limited mind - not for a nano-second...

* The nano-second was over.

* She'd forgotten already.

Hiya Peaceful!
Come on, let's go look for Kes.....there's less than a week left, and I think you two have some talking to do!!!
Thinks: I may have to call Cupid in on this one!