h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Prrrrrr!

hmmm nineteen words on tab..... what would you like, Kitty?

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okay, Kitty, we'll browse for a bit
*they disappear down aisle 4*

Greetings, Ændr and Kitty. Welcome to the 24-Seven.

*waves back at Witty, while looking at some moon-dried venusian tomatoes*

WM, the Spiffy, as it's being called, is very unusual. I think that something in the alchohol may have the effect of reducing the actual magic in the phlog, thus making it less dangerous. However, I'd still recommend not to drink it, seeing as one out of the hundred guinea pigs I gave it to started doing things that guinea pigs just shouldn't. Glowing eyes, floating in midair, and sudden violent surges of static electricity. I'd hate to think what would happen to it if it didn't have as much fur.

Oh, just so you know, I'm not going to be around much for the next few days. RL buisiness.

*kitty goes and rubs against Witty Moniker, by way of greeting*

Kitty, do you like to be scratched behind the ears?

*Kitty does*

*gives kitty a "double" scratch, one hand behind each ear*

How does that feel?

prrrrrrr *kitty half closes his eyes, to better appreciate it*

That's a ~nice~ Kitty.

Excuse me a moment, Kitty.

*wipes down counters, changes the filters in the coffee machines, does some general tidying up*

*picks up a packet of pipecleaners and puts it into the basket*

Ændr, don't miss the baking ingredients in aisle 2.

*whispers* And some exotic catnip varieties in aisle 1.

trying to think of a way to use the venusian moon-dried tomatoes

*whispers* can I order a selection of products from aisle 1 to be delivered to the forum and firkin main bar at a later date?

How about a nice focaccia with the tomatoes?

And I can arrange delivery at your convenience for any items. Just be sure you leave an accurate thread address. I can't promise an exact delivery time, but I'll do my best.

*wanders down aisle 1 looking for clove gum*

Store looks good, WM.