h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*is apparently stuck on the fan by himself now*
help. I should go to sleep myself but i emagine it whould be difficult up here. maybe i could glide down.
*jumps down, glides halfway and falls the rest of the way.*
I'm...i'll be okay. don't worry about me.

*offers Mr I/Wigfiddle a hand, then shows him the way to the sleeping chambers*

g'night, man! by morning those wings should be healed, and we can remove the screws... don't worry, you won't feel a thing!

*returns to offer ZOE a dance*

two-step or waltz, m'lady?

*pointedly ignores GOD as he tangos past*

shall we?

* Saint Peter looks ominously up at the hapless saint... * Don't worry, if its any consolation you can't come to physical harm in Heaven... Mind you, you try telling your brain that when a fully loaded semi 'interupts' your molecules... 8-) * BTW I knew, I forgot to bring something, and here it is... Add &latest=1 at starting thread to go to latest entries... http://www.h2g2.com/F49381?thread=66568&latest=1 Or otherwise some souls might get lost on the way back from the restrooms... 8-) St.P.

please. Mr. I/Wigfiddle. we worked out that he would only come around when i was gone, so as not to get confused again
well, good night all! i'm going to have trouble getting comfertable with these wings, i just know it.

Goodnight Mr.I !!!

* HE looks around for that keg HE has his eye on... *

I..um..how can I say this..
Don't want to tell God He made a mistake..
Maybe my name is misleading...





Maybe my halo is blinding...






Sorry ZAX.... I have to decline...





If you fly by my home, You'll find ...
I'm the father of to beutifull girls





Sorry to dissapoint anybody...




My multiple personalities is more misleading than I imagined.

If you pardon me Zax
With FC asleep, it looks like we've run out of ladies to dance with.

Maybe I should reconsider your offer Zax?!!

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JOTD: Why is it that when you transport something by ship it's cargo, but when you transport it by car it's a shipment?

Hello Jester !!!

It looks as though them fancy dance steps Saint Chrome taught are really starting to pay off !!!

* HE thinks, 'Tequila Time !!!' *

*walks in looks around* Hi guys. Did someone say tequilla

*From nowhere, a huge white owl flies in. Its snowy wings beat furiously as it circles the room, screeching. Saint Chrome strides through the throng looking up at the owl. In addition to his long dark trenchcoat, he is wearing his wings. They are dark cyberpunk wings, and unfold from his back in a blur of mechanical activity. These shiny nanofibre monsters carry him up to the roof, where he manages to coax the owl down, saying "Come, Mr. Chalk, you're keeping the party waiting."*

*With the owl on his shoulder, he turns to the assembled guests and says:*

Now what was that about free alcohol?

*enters on foot, scratching under one wing*

Patron Saint of Graphic Detail here.
Thank you for the invitation, God A. I have a thunderstorm coming on in my part of the world so I can't stay right now, but I'll come back later, when the weather's clear and the Monday businesspeople cease to clog net traffic.
*nods and leaves*

*stumbles in, still carrying the keg of Moosehead that Zax gave him last week. There is a hose connecting the keg to his mouth.*

Howdy all. Got the invitation, and I hardly EVER miss a party! Thanks again for this keg, Zax, I've almost got it kicked! I brought a present for everyone.

*dumps a large bag out on the table, 50 jars of wing mousse pour out*

This stuff works GREAT! *Shows off his neatly styled wings*

Hi everyone. Did someone mention free beer? *Sits comfortably on a nearby cloud*...

Just when I go down the cellars to get some Tequila...

Everybody comes, then leaves...



- Simply, High Spirited.

Arrgh....too...much...text...

...can't keep up reading...must drink...

(glug glug glug)

...ahhh...

Greetings Cloughie, Wampus & Peta !!!

I'm sure you just standing behind the door waiting for me to have a little tantrum !!!

Gee, what a Community Editor Marks got her tied to the workdesk day & night !!!

- Simply Wishes NOT to elaborate...

Just a note to say I stopped by Kay I think I'll come back later when I have more time it lopks interesting^_^

hi all! hey, no one is staying. it's amazing how i can see what happened while i was asleep isn't it? I guess i'll just take a seat ofer hear and watch the people stop by.

bye the way, my wings feel much better now.

I'm staying!

*breaks open a bottle of Chug beer. Takes a pull. Takes a bigger pull.*

Mmmm, that mellow Chug!
*due to alcohol intoxication, he is using lots of smileys*