h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nice vortex you have here!

I KNOW!!!! Isnt it cool.... Zax's pressie for me..... What do you want from it... wish and it shall be yours!!!

Anything at all? Wow... um.... I'd like a really huge bar of chocolate!

hehe... easy, the h2g2s2 could have given you that.... *reaches in and pulls out a 1kg bar of cadburys dairy milk....* there you go EV!!!

Hang on, I'm not finished... I'd like a really big bar of *calorie-free* chocolate!

calorie free doesnt taste anywhere near as good as full fat.... though if you insist.... *pulls out calorie free chocolate* It really goes against the grain though that EV!!!!

*tries the calorie free chocolate* You're right, it's horrible! *starts to dance again*

Oh. bedtime... keep the party going, I'll be back!

night EV.... sleep well upstairs!!

*walks in with box of garbage bags*
Hi, FC! Thought I'd stop by and help clean up a little so there's room for the next crowd!

*starts putting a lot of unidentifiable items in garbage bags hoping that none of them are party guests*

I suppose I could have a drink while I'm helping

hehe... glad you made it RB! Its nice having someone round while I clear up.... what do you fancy? Take it from this vortex.... and thats where I'm putting the rubbish too.... I just wish i knew where it went to from in there!!!

OK, I'll just have some of this 24-year-old single malt scotch.

*takes sip* Ahhhhhhhh...

Well now I know where to put the garbage bags when I fill them. Interesting question on where the vortex stuff goes. Hope it doesn't turn out to be a nasty surprise for someone!
*imagines coming home to find his prize scotch gone and replaced with a pile of pizza boxes*

here you go... pour some of that into these glasses....|_| |_|

That wouldnt be good would it, finding empty pizza boxes where your malt was.... hehe, though thats what Zax would do, i can see it all now!!!!

Hmmm.. I think I'm just going to savor this for a few minutes.

*wonders around picking up empty pizza boxes....* gah! I hate cleaning up after a party... thats why I dont often hold that many.... though it has been fun this one.... hopefully it'll go on for a while yet... it'll be empty round here otherwise...

Boy, I don't have scotch this good very often. It's so smooth, I can drink it right down........
*passes out in chair*

hehe... *makes sure RB's comfy in his chair, and give him a pillow to rest his head on...*

ah well, at least this place is tidier now.. I hope people come and make a mess again soon... anyway, I'm off to bed... see you soon RB!

*dashes in, and goes over to Redbeard in the chair*
Wake up!
*slaps him a couple of times*
Redbeard: Hmmmph?

I was supposedly over at the Aroma Café enjoying a party for Ioreth, but how can I do that when I'm passed out here? So get up!
*they merge into one Redbeard*
Bye FC. Great party!

*leaves*

*deftly snatches the hovering Mew out of Redbeard's path, just as he was about to grab it and stuff it in a bag*

Aaaaaalmost!
*hands Redbeard a parting pint of Guinness*

looks to FC*
Can i have a hug? i'm feeling slightly violated, and i don't know why!

*wonders where tweetie is...*
*wonders how paul found out*
*wonders shat that was supposed to mean*
*suddenly remembers where the feeling of violation came from*

OH MY *GOD*!!!!!!!!! SHE DIDN'T!
*thinks VERY hard*


No... she didn't... WHEW!

*sucks down 6 pints of Guinness in 1 minute flat*
*pulls out a golden flask from the vest pocket, opens it, and downs the contents. downs the contents again. Downs the contents a third time. downs half of the contents, begins to screw lid back on, then thinks better of it and downs the rest. returns flask to pocket.*

much better... now where were we?

*wakes up after a hint of sleep and looks around - where is everobody*

Oh, hi Zax.

*aaapsik - oops catched a cold?!*

Is something of this 24 years old malt scotch left?

*Tries hard not to sneeze - aaapsik!*

I think I should make a short stop for a vapour-bath, maybe it helps - or has anyone a better idea?