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The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 10, 2003
I don't actually think it's allowed - it's all so blatant isn't it. Waltzing in like he owns the place, setting explosives without a bye or leave. I may write to the Times about this 
*consults rule book*
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted May 10, 2003
*looks at Skullock placing charges*
Oh My God!!! Is that what I think it is???
*Runs over to the plastic explosives*
Play-Doh!!! I Haven't seen this stuff in Years!!!
*Starts moulding explosives into a cute little bunny, and accidentally arms the bomb...*
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted May 10, 2003
[Justins mum]: Justin! Stop playing with that and give it back to the nice man!
[Justin]: Sorry mum...
*Hands now armed explosives to Skullock, then retreats to the other side of the thread*
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 10, 2003
*reading rule book*
.... sub-clause 36.b, Section IX, para 2 - ".... when arming explosive bunny rabbits always be sure to hand them over to the nearest villain prior to detonation. It is good Heroic practice to ensure a safety gap exists between the position of the explosive device and the position of yourself."
Good work Justin - exemplary 
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Skullock Posted May 13, 2003
Bah, All you heroic types ruining my fun!
*Tosses the explosive to the nearest hero that looks like the kind of person who might have eaten playdough as a child.*
Here you go, Knock your self out. (heh heh heh)
*Glances around and notices that he was to busy waiting to be noticed to notice that the rest of the villians had left him.*
*Sighs quietly to him.*
Say, one of you fine fellows wouldn't happen to have a phone I could barrow would you? And you can't say no if you do, I know you Hero types are bound by codes of conduct. So how about you help a poor guy who's down un his luck. We're all just trying to make a living here...
*continues on giving a speech and rambling on with out stopping*
...And so that's why one large kidney is better than two smaller seperate ones...
*Starts to get out a slide projector and sets up to show his last family vacation, giving the heros a chance to submit to his demands of a telephone so long as they haven't fallen asleep.*
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 13, 2003
*the heroes huddle and confer*
Waddaya reckon ? Have you seen where he went on vacation - I mean Beruit is so last year. And those kids - Brady Bunch or what.
I'm open to suggestions ?
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 13, 2003
[Yar] I'm technically not a Hero, but I think the likeliest outcome to this is "somebody set up us the bomb."
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 14, 2003
I mean I'm all for helping out ...... but a phone. Who's going to pay the bill ? I don't think you can call STUMPED collect !
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Sergeant Mushroom Posted May 18, 2003
*huddles too*
Maybe we should give him a hero dial?
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 18, 2003
We've got some in stock ..... I'm up for it is you are
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Skullock Posted May 19, 2003
*Taps foot impatiently.*
Say you guy's wouldn't happen to have a minibar, would you?
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 19, 2003
Hang on a mo' one request at a time.
It's over there in the corner.
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 20, 2003
The minibar of course .... what idiot would put a phone in a corner 
*a phone rings in the other corner*
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 20, 2003
*back in the huddle*
So it's agreed then - we give him a HERO dial and see what happens. Any votes against ?
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The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
- 81: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 9, 2003)
- 82: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 10, 2003)
- 83: Just Justin... (ACE) (May 10, 2003)
- 84: Just Justin... (ACE) (May 10, 2003)
- 85: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 10, 2003)
- 86: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 10, 2003)
- 87: Skullock (May 13, 2003)
- 88: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 13, 2003)
- 89: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 13, 2003)
- 90: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 14, 2003)
- 91: Sergeant Mushroom (May 18, 2003)
- 92: Sergeant Mushroom (May 18, 2003)
- 93: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 18, 2003)
- 94: Skullock (May 19, 2003)
- 95: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 19, 2003)
- 96: Skullock (May 20, 2003)
- 97: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 20, 2003)
- 98: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 20, 2003)
- 99: Just Justin... (ACE) (May 20, 2003)
- 100: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 20, 2003)
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