A Conversation for CHOPPERS: The H2G2 Guild Of Superheros
The attack of CHOPPERS by STUMPED
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Jun 25, 2003
*ferrets around in cardigan pocket*
No superglue, but I've got some book-repair tape if that's any use?
*glances nervously at the army of time travellers*
Is it just me, or do they outnumber us?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 25, 2003
*opens cupboard*
*finds some superglue*
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jun 25, 2003
[Yar] [glancing out the door] Well, there is me.
[Several more Yars enter.]
[First Yar] Yes. Me and me and me.
[Seventh Yar] Me too.
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Jun 26, 2003
ok... this is getting wierd...
*takes out mobile phone*
"operator? Can you upload a matrix-style program that lets me take on a few hundred clones?"
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Jun 26, 2003
No, please, clones are a nightmare to classify.
*starts whimpering at the thought*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jun 26, 2003
*makes judicious use of the superglue*
Whew. Thanks; I just couldn't face going through life buttless.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Jun 26, 2003
[Fourth Yar] Nah, actually, all we need to do is cause a rip in the space-time continuum, and then things should reset themselves.
[Eighth Yar] Darn.
[Second Yar] Are you sure that'll work?
[Fifth Yar] Maybe, but you might want to be careful about it.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 27, 2003
I have some experience with my 10 Red Dog clones ..... sadly none of it is good 
I'm still paying off the fines and the payments on the fleet of fast cars they bought. One of them even got me thrown out of the Musehome.
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Skullock Posted Jun 28, 2003
Skullock #5: But we're not clones.
Original Skullock: Yeah, they're all me...
Skullock #3: Just from various...
Skullock #7: Points in time
Skullock #4:in the future.
Original Skullock: All right, You guys need to stop the finishing my sentances thing, because it's freaking me out.
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Nov 24, 2003
*waves hands in air*
Me! Me! oh! pick me!
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Skullock Posted Nov 24, 2003
Ooo, yay, I was just thought this was a fun thread so I thought I'd seek it out and see why it died and if we could bring the thread back to life.
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Nov 24, 2003
i think one of the sides won... no idea which one it was though...
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Skullock Posted Nov 24, 2003
Hmmm...i don't really see how that's possible.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 24, 2003
[The door opens, revealing Dylan (the teen at the computer typing this up), the Keymaker from The Matrix Reloaded, and the Matrix's "back corridors."]
[Dylan] Wrong door again.
[Keymaker] I /told/ you to let /me/ lead.
[Dylan] Okay, fine. [slams the door]
[Eleventh Yar] That was stupid.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 24, 2003
The triumph of good is depressingly inevitable for a villain - Laws of Heroic Cliches and all that 
*has a quick read of A771383 just to reassure himself*
Hmmm. Actually I'm not that sure about this stopping by and having a chat malarky though - it's not in my handbook and neither Plan 1 or Plan 2 seem to apply in these situations (A665688). Whatever happened to the good old world domination plan, the abduction of a helpless librarian, or the seizure of some really nasty and vicious weapon from a legitimate though slightly stupid government.
You're not the usual kind of villain are you Skullock - you'll be asking for a Cup of 
and a 
tart next 
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 24, 2003
[Dylan] [opening the door again] He /is/ a !
[Original Yar] Oh buzz off, you.
[Dylan] Fine! [slams the door]
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Skullock Posted Nov 25, 2003
Well seeing as how i never actually excaped from your clutches in the first place I thought that i'd pop back in and see how i was doing. Besides arn't Villians such as my self suposed to put themselves in seemingly stupid situations, taunt the good guys, and then escape from the clutches of defeat?
*Glances around the room for the tea trolly.*
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Nov 25, 2003
*comes in with tea Trolley*
Tea, anyone?
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- 181: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Jun 25, 2003)
- 182: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 25, 2003)
- 183: Dizzy the Void (Jun 25, 2003)
- 184: Just Justin... (ACE) (Jun 26, 2003)
- 185: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Jun 26, 2003)
- 186: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jun 26, 2003)
- 187: Dizzy the Void (Jun 26, 2003)
- 188: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 27, 2003)
- 189: Skullock (Jun 28, 2003)
- 190: Skullock (Nov 24, 2003)
- 191: Just Justin... (ACE) (Nov 24, 2003)
- 192: Skullock (Nov 24, 2003)
- 193: Just Justin... (ACE) (Nov 24, 2003)
- 194: Skullock (Nov 24, 2003)
- 195: Dizzy the Void (Nov 24, 2003)
- 196: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 24, 2003)
- 197: Existential Elevator (Nov 24, 2003)
- 198: Dizzy the Void (Nov 24, 2003)
- 199: Skullock (Nov 25, 2003)
- 200: Just Justin... (ACE) (Nov 25, 2003)
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