h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you can be a hero, yankee, but i do the wolverine thing, ok?

oh, ok you can do it too!

er...mystrunner - are you with us?

*turns his glowing gaze on U-H*

I am... no longer.

Do understand... I am a loose canon. I was in the process of hazing for STUMPERS or STOMPERS or whatever when I got bored and ran out of money. I also refuse to give a rundown of my powers, so my biggest power is mystery. "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way". Although... I do plot e-vil for the good of the Thingites and my own amusement. You might want to ask Demazed for a reference... if she'll give one.
My friendship with her is a sad, dark one... ever since I morphed into a wolf one night in our dorm room, causing her to beat me senseless... there has been a distinct lack of trust between us... plus all that nonsense with the DORCS in Brazil... maybe you don't want me, it will keep you out of a big mess.

[ooc]come come now, You seriously don't think I'm that easy to thwart?

*Idly starts tossing ninja stars at Yo even though not sure whose side she's on, if any side... wonders if Demazed will find this behavior annoying, and rather hopes so.

{Demazed, slightly annoyed with YS's behavior, sets a gaze on flaming ninja star and it suddenly becomes misplaced (somewhere in the Marianna Trench)} Yeah, I can serve as a ref.

*YS brandishes her whip, pinning YO* I will now force you to watch Anna Nicole Smith's new show OVER AND OVER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! um, I mean... fie, foul villain! Good will prevail!!!

Demazed... stop turning my whip into a confused looking moose... it doesn't deserve that, and YO will get away.

Sorry . . . I wonder how I was doing that. That's new. =]

Well, you are CHAOS Factor... I'd be surprised if you knew or had control of ALL your powers...

This is true, although an object spontaneously turning into a moose is more of an improbability thing . . . in my mind anyway. I do have a list going of "manifestations of chaos." I'll be sure to add this moose thing. It is a problem though that whenever I direct the chaos field I can't actually control which manifestation will take effect. (Hence the puppies. May they rest in peace. That rued the whole stinking day.) =] And sometimes it does still get out of control. (Hence our smoking transmission in Arizona.)

[Yar] .....

*goes to put the coffee on wondering what happened to the HQ recruitment thread*

...rookie...what are you going to do when I actually start to fight back?

[Yar] Um, hey, guys ... this is in one of the CHOPPERS threads.

*waits for to brew*

*Y.S. whirls and faces fireball... *This should be fun! It might get me listed as a CHOPPER anyway... See, my biggest powers are telekenisis and spontanious combustion... so this feeds my energy force. Giving up mystery, Uncle H. I also have extraordinary stealth and knife wielding (esp. firey knives)

[Yar] Ah, so you're a neutral, eh? Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck.

*cupboard door opens, and SM topples out sideways*

*waves descreetly*