h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[YK] Well, actually, I've never actually joined CHOPPERS, and I don't think I want to. I'm not quite superhero-ish.

oh go on! you know you want to

It`s the next step in the attainment of the finer things in life, your friends will look at you anew with more respect in their eyes and you can hold your head high in every conceivable social circumstance.

Other benefits for you to think about are that your insurance premiums will drop, you will get invites to more, and better, parties and you become irresistable to women (or any other gender of choice).

..... and then there is the CHOPPERS frequent flayer programme [TM] to consider - the more Villains captured or thwarted the more reward points you earn.

*psst* we do have one don`t we Uncle ?

:: wanders round corner ::

BELGIUM how did I end up here again?!

[YK] Like this.

[[Spoony Kick]]

[YK kicks HappyDude. It has no effect.]

[YK] ...!? HD, you have an invincibility against Spoony-elemental attacks!

do I ?

Er ... three and half I think it is ...

................................

[YK] [to HD] Yeah! I think it healed you!

[Mackenzie] Well, HappyDude /is/ a very spoony guy.

[YK] Hmm, good point. And when you attack something in Final Fantasy with an attack that matches its element type, it heals it...

and the beauty is, with the CHOPPERS '1' insurance plan, you are *allowed* to kick righteous ass and not have your scheme invalidated!

[YK] .....

[Zero] .....

[Mackenzie] Didn't you mention that you thought you messed up, Zero?

[Zero] Maybe. I think we got duplicated ...

[YK] So, we need to find our duplicates!

[Mackenzie] How'll we do that?

[YK] Well, we can randomly jump through the fora, like we have been ...

[Zero] No thanks, we've been doing that.

"Right this fourm is getting very boring"

RedSky pushes buten that has a sign over it that reads: Do NOT under any surcemstans push this puten!!! WE MEEAN IT DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON

"erm... UH what exactly dose this button do?"

[YK draws his gunblade, Zero arms his Z-Saber, and Mackenzie brandishes a blaster. They all look very ready to use them on RedSky.]

[YK] Get away from that.

RedSky look inocent and sais "hey man whats with all this negitive energy, you better lighten up or you might get your carma unbalesed" then his attention is drawn awy by the intresting red lights that have started to flash in the forum

[YK] You idiot! Okay ... nobody panic ... this'll obviously end up with a countdown to run away very fast that'll end up with a climactic boss battle and an FMV of something blowing up. Oh, and there'll be random battles, too.

[Mackenzie] This isn't an RPG, you idiot!

[YK] Why not?

[Zero] Hey! The timer says five minutes! We have no time to either get away or disarm whatever's gonna happen!

[YK] So? Following the DBZ laws of physics, five minutes can equal months.

[Zero] Great. Somehow, I'm not reassured.

er, no your quite, quite wrong. that button is mislabled. thats the 'drop a 10 tonne weight on the head of Redsky' button...

when are we gonna beat up bad guys?

[Dylan dumps Continuity Bleach on YK, Zero, and Mackenzie. The flashing lights etc. stop, and a 10-ton weight falls on RedSky.]

Gets cruset do deat by 10-ton waight.

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