h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* sits next to the sporkcradle*

Cutiepie, the intolerant beasts in outerworld have decided that you must stay in your nursery. Auntie is going to do what she can to release you.

*gives sporkocattus and *

he looks so cute and innocent sleeping there, and has no idea of the hoo ha he aroused. I suppose a child like him doesn't sit too well with the usual schoolboy humour stuff.

Nope, guess you´re right.... (and I´ll keep to my multi punctations!)

I´d made some quite... hmm... immature outbursts in that direction that I deleted in a previous posting.

Some of these .... persons... remind me of some of my younger students as well as of my youngest son (19) and his friends. Boneheads!

Thought I'd drop by with somes and a bottle of wine.
Oh and a titanium scratching post for the bairn!

Oh he'll love those Eloisa...how sweet of you!

No bother, just off to w*rk now, keep well. I'll pop back some time with some herrings.

*stops by to visit*
I've brought a machine for the little sporkocattus

hope he likes it

He'll love that... Here darling have a go. Yeah he's laughing like a drain.. And I've caught a large for his lunch. No! not all once Sporky, you'll be sick. I'll take him for some excercise when he's finished. It's not healthy to be stuck in here all the time!

Glad the little chappie likes it

I'll stop by again soon. Maybe with a cunning plan to free Sporky

You're a pal Bold Ferret! I'm a little worried cos Evilclaw his father hasn't been round and his wonderful godmother queen has been offline for a while now. I have to hide my anxieties from Sporky though, Of course the little one has no idea that GodBen and John dislike him so.......Come on sweetie lets go for a ...I"ll throw my and you go catch it and bring it back...

Here's a nice little mini-quilt to keep you wartm.
Also, some nice chocolate.
And some cute toys.

*sporkocattus around in his nursery playing with new toys*

katchoong! katchoong!

*messes all over himself, very happily*

come on cutiepie, time for a bath

* puts sporkocattus in the tub and gets very wet. Not fun at all for a Fire Dragon*

cough! cough!

Hi!! I brought some for the little one...

Say thankyou Sporkocattus to Aunty Taster, Sorry I'm afraid his language skills are a little limited. You'll soon be getting a chubby little Sporkocattus won't you with all these nice people bringing you treats.

It's okay. Chubby babies are so cute!!!

Hallo Sporky...Fancy a bit sfanesp? Then I'll take you for a walk into the thingite wilderness places. Don't look sad, I don't know why daddy hasn't been to visit you! Come on sweetie lets go.

*mutters* why?
Hi, Sporkie darling, I'm your new acquintaince

* flies in to see her cutiepie*

Hello darling! Come to auntie. Oh dear! You are getting heavy. Too much goodies from the nice ladies

So, come here and have your sfanesp

*Sporkocattus grabs his and starts to throw food all over the Nursery*

In your mouth, cutiepie!

* tries to feed sporkocattus*

Buurp!

*sporkocattus doesn´t want to eat anything more and starts to his teddy-cow*

* cleans the mess and flies away to search for EvilClaw and remind him of his paternal duties*

*pets sporkocattus*

Hey, kids manage perfectly well without their fathers. Anyway, you could always wait a few months till you get your figure back and find him a nice stepdaddy!!
Brought, mummy needs treats too you know.