A Conversation for The Nursery of Sporkocattus Redclawius
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 22, 2005
Hey I'm the one who gave birth to him, but 
queen does most of the work being more maternal than me
. Though I've done a fair bit recently cos daddy who's supposed to be looking after him seems to think he can do it by his absence. Funny how hootoo can sometimes mimic the real world!
Come on Sporky, time for another 
. And we'll see if we can find some wildlife for you to 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 22, 2005
Lies and propaganda all! I was here all along but practing the economic policy of laisez faire!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 22, 2005
Hey! Don't drink in front o the child! Bad habits and all that!
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That´s why I had my 
while the two of you were out kaBOOMing.
* has another and some 
*
There are sfanesp in the kitchen for the little one
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 22, 2005
Oh. That makes sense... *goes back to kabooming*
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 23, 2005
Come on Sporkocattus its probably time you had another bath! A laissez faire bath! Mind you don't put too much hot water in though, I don't want to spend hours hanging around 'accident and emergency' with you!
Oh sorry sweetheart mummy was joking - No you're right it wasn't very funny!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 23, 2005
A "hands off" bath? How would you do that?
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eloisa Posted Mar 23, 2005
It's a skill that few master.
I came to see if you needed any help, but everyting seems to be under control.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 23, 2005
Alright .... *goes to fetch a dictionary* "control" "control"
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 23, 2005
It was meant to be a joke Evil, a not very funny one I'll grant you. It was hands off from me, mummy's point of view, so sporkocattus would have to do it himself...as a little baby, and might get burned by the hot water. 
everyone it was in very poor taste. But like I keep on saying, I'm not very maternal!
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* arrives with 
in a 
*
So cutiepie, go to Mummy and Daddy.
*shakes and wets down most of the nursery*
He sure knows how to make everything WET! 
I need to go outside and throw some flames in order to become dry and warm again.
*leaves*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 24, 2005
In cases like this i remember ancient dragon wisdom passed through the generations:
"Use fire in moderation because burned fur stinks something awful."
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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Mar 24, 2005
Ugh
That curdled my stomach, stop 
*tickles sporkie*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 24, 2005
No... Probably not 
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Mar 24, 2005
I stopped by a couple of pages ago. Pop in every now and then 
Key: Complain about this post
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- 21: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Mar 22, 2005)
- 22: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 22, 2005)
- 23: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Mar 22, 2005)
- 24: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 22, 2005)
- 25: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Mar 22, 2005)
- 26: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 22, 2005)
- 27: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Mar 23, 2005)
- 28: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 23, 2005)
- 29: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Mar 23, 2005)
- 30: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 23, 2005)
- 31: eloisa (Mar 23, 2005)
- 32: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 23, 2005)
- 33: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Mar 23, 2005)
- 34: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Mar 23, 2005)
- 35: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 24, 2005)
- 36: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Mar 24, 2005)
- 37: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 24, 2005)
- 38: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Mar 24, 2005)
- 39: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 24, 2005)
- 40: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Mar 24, 2005)
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