h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The camera Styx made his face at was the mobile camera. It had got stuck in the wire mesh because Styx had only loosened the staple at the bottom and slithered out.

The original ownership of the mobile camera is not relevant to this thread and will not be discussed in order to avoid confusion (or more confusion, depending on the readers' current state of mind(s)). I believe the hovering camera was originally invented by DNA. I have no idea whether mine is the same model or a later copy.

I've just read that sewer thread and Lil is right - Styx climbed up into the original sewer level and made a face at the camera there. Then he followed that sewer line a short way to it's outlet, which emptied directly into a stream. So it is clear that the outlet was part of the original system. It looks like AA is the one who should check her facts, not Lil.

In any case, the situation is deplorable. And since BB is in charge of the sewers, it is his responsibility. Shame on you, BB.

Pierrot: Aaaaaawwwk, BB's history is in the sewer

Excuse me, but I would like to point *again* that nowhere did BB create this outlet. Styx created it in the mere act of writing about it - it existed nowhere before.

Let me illustrate. *Peregrin wanders into The Celery's campaign Headquarters. He finds The Celery shaking hands with Hitler - it appears that Hitler never died but The Celery has been sheltering him. Peregrin continues to watch as The Celery orders the bombing of France. Peregrin also notices a stack of nerve gas bombs in the corner of the Headquarters.*

Now I don't expect you to take the above paragraph seriously, or even consider it part of the campaign. As it was me who thought the above paragraph up, The Celery had nothing to do with it and has at no point (to my knowledge) supported Hitler or the bombing of France.

The same goes for the Great Sewer Debate. Bluebottle, at no point, created or wrote about the sewer outlet. It was a creation by Styx, and thus Bluebottle cannot be held responsible.

Exactly. My sewers - for anyone who has ever actually been there - is a wildlife park for preserving rare species of monsters in as near to their original habitat as is possible. Poisoning the river is out of the question, as if I did that, as I own the river, it would be me that suffers, as would my beach. The pipe in question, in any event, is an INLET tube carrying water INTO the waterworks, and not out of it, in order to prevent flooding if the river rises and bursts its banks. This pipe will in fact save any animals that live in the floodplains near the river and prevent them from drowning, so is in fact a boon to the environment.

I would not poison the environment when as everyone knows my alter ego is a (called Honda)

Scurries through sewer. Yum.

I would have thought all these cockroaches and rats would heartily approve of sewer waste being spread everywhere anyway!

*red eyes glow with anger*
Rats are clean! Fleas are bad but I wear flea collar.
You get me confused with dirt I find. It ain't my dirt, it's yours.

There was a fire a couple days ago. Animals could have used a place to hide, but they had to run way upstream. You got a wire mesh on that "refuge"tunnel. You have to or else the monsters get out, right?

heh heh heh
roaches are dirty.
*runs away*

A present for Styx:


Styx here. I'd rather just get on with foraging, if you don't mind. Wouldn't you rather avoid me? I don't mean to be rude. It's just how things are.


Copy and paste this into the editing field, select GuideML using the radio button underneath the field, press Preview.

That worked. I changed it a little bit and I talk about myself more.

*turns on the way out*

You don't want to know about the Dark Side, Ant Lady.
heh
*scampers away*

Is that a statement or an invitation?