h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

can I put the flags in the fort?

*gets a pile of Scottish flags out from behind her back*

You can put these one up if you like?

suits me as long as they are not those flaming blue ones with yellow blobs!

What flaming blue ones with yellow blobs?

the EEC flag of the union?

Ahhhhh, them blobs are s! Was a tad confused there! Nah, I've only got Scottish flags for the fort.

Woooooooooo Hooooooooo!! Vroom, vroom, veroommm.



Thats it all done!! You can all come back to play now....

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yay, Ducks is first back!! Hi Duck

Pah! he will never catch me

*a mysterious bat shape flies down from the top of the helter skelter and lands on the duck as she runs past. CCC stands up in full Batman suit*

gotcha!



in preperation for Batman Begins i have made the Helter Skelter into my Bat Cave. i've been in here for weeks, hiding.

*shoots batarang to the top of the helter skelter, grabs Duck and zips to the top.*

Oooh a batcave!! Is it like a scary ghost train?

C, can I have a look in your batcave???

OI!

what you bought me up here for???

i wanted to play on the roundabout!

DDD it's my hideout from baddies. you can only come in if you want to be Robin.

Duck, cos i can!

I'm not coming in if you are in there with Duck!! I am not a Goosegog...

*wonders how the top of the helterskelter can be a batcave when there's no bats and its not a cave*

*gives up*

*goes and sits on the teacups and twirls around, smiling away*

DDD, fair enough!

deaks, you have to use a little bit of imagination.

*tries to imagine*

*fails*

Sorry hun but it still looks like the little house thing at the top of a helter skelter!

*stays on teacups and decides not to worry bout it any more*

fine!

humph.

*sits in the Batcave, sulking*

Ignore Deaks C, she's just a meanie who likes to spoil peoples fun...