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Don't go mad - an anglepoise lamp and a unit in the corner will do just fine!!

i don't want anything pink (apart from the Duck) in my Batcave and NO cushions!

humph.

*sulks*

Did you hear something?

*points to a pink rug with matching cusions*

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*adds to basket*

Oh I don't know! A few strategically placed cushions do wonders for a sofa, I feel!

*hears a car pull up*

woooo

*checks BatCard is in back pocket and turns puter off*

Runs to door!

*opens door*

Jeffrey Darlink! *air kisses*

so as you can see, THIS is what i have to work with! now i was thinking that we need to create a little warmth and more of a homely feel, i was thinking if we moved this wall and..............

*walk's off with Jeffrey pointing whilst Jeffrey makes notes*

pmsl

*starts packing all the gadgets into the batmobile*

back to the Helter Skelter for me.

Right!

Jeffrey and i have been talking!

can you all leave now please!

the men will be here any minute to start decorating!

go on, shoo

all of you

go on

*parks batmobile next to the Helter Skelter and unloads the gadgets including the Batcomputer. goes back for the Bathelicopter*

You are not gonna fit all that stuff in that little hut at the top of that helterskelter!

D, can you make CCC a big tree house with loads of room for all his stuff and a rope ladder that he can pull in to keep people out?

I could, but my order book is full - I can do it in about 8 months...

*sets to making his own tree house*



humph.

Your order book is full doing what??? You've just said that you're back in your bed!!!

Poor C is homeless and his stuff will have to go in storage and then where will we be when we need a SuperHero?

"Oh Sorry, BatC can't answer your emergency call for 4 hours, he's trying to get his storage container open cos all his equipment's inside"

OK, so the order book thing was a bit of a fib..

The truth is I've got a bedhead and I can't be seen in public till it's sorted...

*passes a baseball cap*

Next excuse?

Ok the new Batcave is almost finished!

C i need all that stuff back so the men can put it in the right place!

*'s all the gadgets and puter and car and stuff back*

will be ready in a bit peeps!

I can't wear a baseball cap - they make me look like a gimp...

That's right, blame the hat.

*sniggers at DDD*

nice one eloisa!