h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dons catwoman suit & kicks C's chromey butt out of the helter skelter/batcave*

I'm afraid your know homeless C

i don't even have Nigel to kick you out any more either.

*puts Cedric & Cilla on guard duty*

*leaves some food to distract Cilla and Cedric. batarangs to the top of the Helter Skelter, uses my batCatwoman baffer to baff nik over the head, pushes her down the slide*

*slides down the slide 'in at C's poxy attempts of takeover*

*lands on all fours and jumps straight back up too the top to scratch C's wings*

*pushes C off the helter skelter and watches him crash to the ground without the use of his wings *

*laughs as C/man cries cos hes torn his suit & scraped his knee*

*'s off before the Duck comes & knacks her for manhandling C*

aha, my plan of making Nik run away worked!

Helter Skelter all to meself.

*changes into new suit*

are you all ready for the grand reopening of the Batcave?

*Stands in front of the cave door!*

ready?

*Pulls the cord and the curtain drops!*

*walks inside to the batcave that looks Exactly like it did before!*

*but wait! whats this? a new pink button on the puter, hummmm*

*somebody pushes the button*

*a small door opens in the stone wall*

*through the door i a HUGE open plan glass walled house, plush sofas, massive fluffy rugs, wooden floors, cusions, a pool! wow!!*

ah i see you found the Duck bit! how girly and lovely is it in here

i live in here and C gets his batcave all to himself!

Now thats a partnership! Give him a playroom to stay out of trouble in and get the rest of the house to yourself!

I like it!

This calls for a house/cave warming party.

Good idea Eloisa i'll bring , , &

woohoo, party!

just don't get any mess in my cave ok?

S'okay, I've hired a cleaner for afterwards.

*hides flame thrower behind control panel*

All under control.

hmm i'm not sure i'm gonna enjoy your cleaning techniques!

*has a quick tidy round the theme park, just in case Spit comes for a nosy and is disgusted by the mess!*

's in so fast she blows all the leaves off the trees

*attaches a vacuum cleaner to the back of Duck so that it scoops up all the leaves as she s past>

*'s a freak storm of fish guts*

ha that will teach ya!

NOBODY makes me try to clean up!

's off

Ahhh, fish guts, the penguins fave treat!

Thanks Duck

*sends in the penguins to eat all the fish guts*

careful, Duck wants a pet penguin, so watch she doesn't try and steal one!