h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but i have a pink nighty thet i am SURE would look lovely on you!

You image gets better every day C!

*sulks*

it wouldn't suit me duck. tis too short.

thats ok! it would make sure we could see your sexy pink toes!

humph!

*decides this payground needs a climbing frame with monkey bars*

anyone wanna lend a hand?

*starts digging*

i would babes but as you know i am super duper busy doing this stuff for leeds!

I'll supervise. That hole needs to be a bit bigger mate. Put your back into it!

Where d'ya want this lot Guv?

woo i knew building stuff would flush out DDD from hiding!

plonk it over there! *points*

*gets to building*

vroom, vroom...

It's a wet mix Guv, shouldn't go off for ages yet. Just as well cos you look like you're gonna be a while digging that hole...

*is confused by cementspeak*

erm... right...

*finishes digging, gets poles*

So now you want it in the hole then?



I aint got time to mess about mate, me guv'ners been on me back all day, I've got another ten drops to do and I should have finished at three!!

erm yeah, cement it, i think.

*puts poles in the holes and amazingly crafts a climbing frame with monkey bars*

now leave it for 30 mins before you play!

Its been 30 mins now! can I play on your monkey bars?

*looks at watch, looks at Deakie*

erm go on then.

if they don't collapse in a big heap i'll join you!

Only if you are a monkey!!

Me first!!

*Swings*

*Sinks into concrete up to neck*

Don't think it's dry yet