h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No thanks, girls are useless at pushing!

*Stamps on Deakie's foot and runs away*

Suit your bloody self then!!!! Pah! Boys!

*goes to decorate Nik's sandcastle with some pretty seashells*

I only pick on you cos I like you!

Hmmph! Funny way of showing it!!!

Wanna sweetie? *offers packet of sticky haribo sour mix*

I'm not allowed to take sweeties off strange women!

More for me then!

*stuffs entire bag in mouth* Mmmmmm

*Wishes he had taken one now*

Too late, mate! One offer's all you get.

*spits out a couple of sweeties to be able to talk*

*takes the sweeties that Deakie spits out and eats them*

I'm not picky.

That's just truly minging!

*pulls another packet out*

You could have had some of these!

*Steals Deakie's other packet and holds it over her head so she can't reach*

Keep 'em. There's more where they came from.

*swings the key for the sweet shop around her little finger*

*Steals that too*

*grabs it back, and the sweets*

* s after Deakie, s her until she drops the sweets and key *

*Kicks Stu where it hurts boys most, takes sweets and keys and saunters away*

I'm glad Mummy made me take that self-defence course in case I met strange men in the park.

Ouch!

OK you win. Let's be friends again.

Off home now, bye!

Bye!! right back atya

*wanders about watching the tumbleweed then goes to play in the sandpit all alone*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Coke rush!!!!

mwah ha ha ha ha ha

*jumps into sand pit and rolls around in the sand*

that will show em! keep your clothes clean my bum!

*starts to build a sand car*