h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Magic go away friction cream? That'll be nappy rash cream then!

And do you always do what your mum tells you?

I hate big girls - they always pick on you

If you wanna play with the big girls then you gotta take the knocks, lovey!

yep the knocks, kicks, punches, pinches, bites, etc etc

God I wish Stu was here today! Where's your mates when you need 'em

He's probably hiding cos he's scared too!

Don't worry lovey, we don't bite that hard..........unless you ask very nicely!

I'm going on the roundabout. Don't bother following me, I will push it for myself

*sits on swing*

*swoons*

*swings gently*

*hums*

Like we were gonna follow you!

I'm going to play housies under the slide with my dolly!

*covers slide with old sheet to make walls for house and gets out tea tray and choccy biccies*

2 hopes mate....them being Bob and none!!

She IS looking!!

Oh, she's just fallen off the swing...

*lies on the ground looking at the clouds and grinning*

Just a blinking minute, who is the mystery boy who has just run over and picked her up? And why has she got her face squished against his?

Come away and play housies with me. Leave them alone, they need some grown up time together!

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Pushes mystery stranger away!!

Who the hell are you? *stamps foot*

My man doesn’t even know about this place

I NEED some private space!

*passes over tea tray*

You look so lovely in that dress and hat DDD. Shall i do your make up for you as well?

children - don't squabble and I will buy you an ice cream each

with a chocolate flake

Yummy, can I have two flakes Spit??