h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why don't you dance at her? That scares off most other women!!!

She's just standing there looking thundery and it's really unnerving me!

*Doesn't hear Deakie or see the scary princess as head is still buried in sandpit*

*s in a friendlyish way*

*thundercloud vanishes... for now*

Maybe we should try playing nicely? I'm sure there's no need to resort to dancing...

*starts the roundabout moving, slowly this time*

Okaaaay, we can be nice.

*steps onto roundabout, dragging Stu by the ears and watches princess warily*

Yeah, especially my dancing.

*Rubs sore ears*

BTW Deakie, are you going to be insulting my prowess with the ladies on a daily basis?! It certainly seems like it!

It'll do til something else to insult comes along!

You know it's only cos I care

*moves the roundabout a little faster*

So Deakie, are you Mini-Godette of any particular thing, or just in general?

*Wonders when Morty is back*

*But enjoys the attention even if it is mean*

*holds on tighter*

Just of bacon sarnies, penguins and dogs with webbed feet. I don't want to clutter up my portfolio at the moment by being too general.

I'm specialising until I get promotion.

Sounds like a good plan - and bacon sarnies are definitely a good choice

It's enough to be getting on with really isn't it?

I think it is. Too many gods think they can do everything! They're not omnipotent you know!

So Princess, what made you so dark? Don't you like nice sunny things?

I do, sometimes. I'm just more at home with dark. Plus I think you tend to get cooler powers by being dark...

And a cool power would be.................?

Summoning bad weather, for starters - It's quite effective, and of course you can send it away again, leaving sunshine...

Suppose that would come in handy........sometime.

I just eat bacon sarnies, have s and talk to penguins all day. Not much in the way of powers but I've got a great left hook and that seems to discourage any really nasty people!

*pants*

right i am back!

i have run round the park 9 times!

woo hoo a roundabout!

* and jumps onto round about*

Faster, faster! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm ing as fast as my little legs will go!

Oh Hush woman!

get on!

*summons a gale that whips the roundabout around mega fast*

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