h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Collapses the sandcastle with further furious digging. Has to get rescued by Deakie. Gets sand in mouth*

You did that on purpose didn't you princess?

Stu, now look what you did! Silly boy! You're getting all flustered by a princess aint ya?

*tries to get all the sand out of Stu's hair to make him look more presentable in the face of royalty*


Psst Stu, you're a God, you don't need to be shy, your credentials are pretty good too!

Well, I am dark after all

Well gods do fall for mere mortals sometimes! Especially dark princesses!

It's no use Deakie, the sand's in my ears as well.

Oh c'mere!

*gets out the cotton buds and prepares to go in*

I wouldn't do this for just anybody you know! Put your tongue back in, you've been drinking Irn Bru and you're all orange!

*swings*

Well it was you that put the Irn Bru in my !!

Thanks, I'm (mostly) sand free now. Want a push on the roundabout? I'm going to the swings.

Hmmmph!

*shakes excess sand off, covering princess in a mess of sand and suntan cream. Runs back to sandpit and joins Deakie to laugh at princess*

That's ma boy!!! Proud

Aren't I ?

*looks ~dark~*

*there is a faint suggestion of a thunderstorm on the horizon*

*alights from swing, steps onto roundabout which suddenly starts spinning very fast*

*roundabout stops, J'au-æmne gets off wearing a new, darker dress, and is, despite all probability, not dizzy*

Right, you...

*thunderstorm edges closer*

What ya gonna do bout it then?

*sticks out orange Irn Bru tongue and looks behind for any allies*

*super excited duck enters park*

*spies buddies*



hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



what ya doin?????

We're squaring up to the dark princess over there!!!

*points over there*

She's kinda in that thundercloud on the roundabout.

*Hides behind Deakie, his bravery having deserted him in the face of princess' remarkable costume change and uncanny balance*

You big girl's blouse!

mad. Quite mad. All ov you!

mad. Quite mad. All of you!

Well I don't see you summoning any scary weather systems Deakie hun!

*Buries head in sandpit*