h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Drops the welder and runs towards Axe*

Nononononono! Don't try to fuel it while we're still using high-temperature equipment! It's not that the fuel's explosive, it's just evaporates at a low temperature, and I don't want toxic fumes everywhere if someone accidentally sets fire to the hose.

*Notices his foot is on fire and starts screaming*

*gets out his Aquapure (TM) water filter and pours the aformentioned water onto Krans' foot.

*Hops around with a blackened foot*

*paints Krans' foot skin-tone so it looks better*

Do you want a skin graft or something?

*Sticks foot in bacta tank*

Aaahhh... Thas better...

Okay. Right now we need to move the shuttle into the pressure chamber so we can check those new cockpit seals are airtight...

*Gets the tractor coupled to the shuttle again. The whole room fills up with smoke*

*puts on a gas mask*

And the point of filling the room with smoke is what?

*notes he has his gelsuit on transparent for filtration and light shielding* Oh, that's just for the operation of an old 20th century diesel tractor.
*hitches a ride on the back of the shuttle*

*hitches a ride on the back of the shuttle with CV*

*Manages to fit the shuttle through the door of the decompression chamber without damaging the go-faster stripes too badly*

Okay... decompression in 30 seconds...

*Stops the tractor, closes the chamber door, and goes to the control room*

Everybody ready?

*Njan, inside the sealed shuttle, headbangs to Infected Mushroom, curled up invisibly under one of the control decks, soldering, welding, and occasionally tampering with the bioneural control circuitry*

*transwarps off to his office*

*teleports away and, hearing Njan's band Infected Mushroom playing in the lower decks, he teleports in a small field generator for his head*

OK - I'll take that as a green light. Commencing depressurization now.

*Huge pumps start evacuating the chamber*

*njan notices the accoustic outside suddenly changing, and climbs into the cockpit. He gesticulates in the direction of the viewing bay, and - if you didn't know him better - you'd almost think he was swearing*

*teleports Njan out of the cockpit* Now, what did you say?

Infected mushroom are good.

Oh, and I think ther's a slight leak in the waste-disposal system. That or the slight hissing came from a baby dragon.

*njan's eyes suddenly open wide, and he hits what appears to be a mainframe computer HARD. As with many panels and 'access hatches' in the cantina, it neatly slides aside, and njan grabs the largest of the array of plasma-based weapons that presents itself. he taps the control panel, and reappears in the shuttle, rifle poised*

Cool.

*hits the nearest panel and gets a very sore hand*