h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Ok scratch that pls send the feline commando link to [email protected] cuz my Hotmail's been down thanx

I caught two people spoofing my e-mail address today. I am VERY annoyed. Grrr...

They're going down, man.

whoa.. *takes a step back*

*hides in his armory, waiting for Krans's brand of justice to end*

I like that.

Perhaps it needs a name.

Krustice?

Nah.. Sounds more like Krusty the Clown's brand of justice.

*nods*.. you're right. But it sounds so cool!

What do you think, Krus... uh, I mean, Krans?

Ummm.... Judge Krans?

Robokrans?

Inspector Krans?

Kransinator?

Ah... I dunno.

*Grabs railblaster-rifle off wall and starts fitting a new 10x40 to it*

*takes out his signature custom-made Kill-O-Zap(tm) brand plasma rifle and joins Krans to alleviate boredom* Oh BTW the ship works great!

ooooh!

*starts playing with the rifle*

*welds something to the side, opens, solders, fiddles, and picks up*

there. I've extended the range from 10,000 metres to about a million. But a 10x scope might not be good enough.

Yeah... and you probably won't be able to hold it without a large planet to attach it to. Recoil, y'know.

Keep the modification tho. Never know when it might come in handy. *grins evilly*

When would you...no, never mind, I don't want to know

*unwelds it, attaches a modular connection, re-attaches it, goes down to the shooting range, sets the range to 1,000,000 m., fires, gets blown back into the armory, while his Palm tells him he hit the target* I think I'll keep it.

*Runs in, grabbing a flak jacket off the wall and pulling it on*

*Presses a button on the wall. A large and heavily armoured skimmer is revealed by a wall rolling back*

*Picks up railblaster-rifle and a crate of ammo and gets into the skimmer*

*Gets out of the skimmer and picks up a rocket launcher, a box of rockets, a crate of assorted grenades and puts them in the back of the skimmer*

*Roars out through the big doors as the security system arms itself*

*jumps onto his ship to join Krans or leave, whichever he sees fit*

*Flies in, unloads skimmer, sits down and drinks a bottle of vodka*

Sometimes I get really depressed.