h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have gone just a bit too blonde so its time to tone it down.


Ermi - you are going to find your next placement a doddle after starting this particular war!

Hello good folk.

Sorry I've been out again. Very busy at work and recently got a "visiting non-work related web sites" nasty gram.

Work has been going very well otherwise. i actually enjoy my job. Currently have decided that I need to lose 15 pounds, so have been utilizing the gym at work and didn't realize how very nice and empty it is.

This weekend I get to fly to Washington DC, one of my favorite US cities (politicians aside).

Hope everyone is well.

Hi Teri

to IT police

Washington sounds fun

the gym doesn't

Getting a "visiting non-work related web sites" warning is my worst nightmare! What would I do without internet access?

Just came across this on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Mcilwraith

Sound like anyone we know?! AM?!

it does indeed. I have seen it suggested in another thread too

I live in terror of getting that message. If I had no internet I could not survive this place

Spit,

War as you know is my forte, maybe I should have a subtitle (Lord of War)to my name.

Deaks,

Good thing I was wearing my helmet, you never know when protection will be needed

I'm not even sure what the rules are here. I know they let us have BBC so people can keep an eye on the footie, which really isn't work related, so I guess I'm all right in here.

It's not like I spend all my time doing this, just pop in from time to time to say hi and take food orders!

Speaking of which, what's for breakfast?

I've got a fancy for a bacon and fried egg sandwich. With dairylee cheese spread and black pepper. On wholemeal bread. And a large.

Or fresh fruit salad and spring water.

Hmm, which to have?

handful of blueberries, intravenous coffee and a fag

egg and bacon sarnie with a large sounds good.

Well, they've gone cold now! I shall have to start again.

a woman's work is never done

That's sooo true. This morning I have taken the dog for a stroll, arranged some flowers, died my hair black and made coffee and beignets. I am exhausted!

Now I have to look through some catalogues to buy new clothes - will this drudgery never end???

Bleeugghhhhh. Monday's suck! I still feel hungover from Saturday, so taking it easy this morning. Just checked my Wikipedia watchlist, and think I'll do the quiz now.

Poor Stu, you just lie down of the sofa and I will bring youand.

*Slurps*

And the dreaded office move seems to be going ahead. If it does it will be the end of my skiving!

we can't afford to lose you too!

Tell them you are staying put

No, it will just be the beginning of more creative skiving. You will need to plot and scheme and connive your way out of doing any work instead of just sitting on your arse doing nowt. Much more fun.

is it half day closing?