A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Started conversation Jun 18, 2010
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I've fallen in the fountain! Help!
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 18, 2010
Don't worry! One of the dedicated members of the Lifeguard squad will be sure to rescue you!
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I'm the only one left, aren't I?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 18, 2010
I think some of the others may have left their positions..... can you do the running in slow motion thing that lifeguards have to do?
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 18, 2010
Okay. Hang on, first I have to get my non-existent red swimming trunks (non-existent to stay HRASC compliant, assuming anyone still worries about the 
menace) back from the dry-cleaners...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 18, 2010
OK I'll wait... *splashes in the fountain*
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 19, 2010
Right - I think I'm ready now.
...Just a little rusty as it's been a while.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 19, 2010
excellent... hang on a moment I'll start drownign again first...
*splash*
*splash*
Heeelp!
Heelp!
*splash*
*splash*
Heeelp!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2010
*splash*
*gurggle*
*splash*
heeelp!
*splash*
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 20, 2010
Never fear! Help is near!
*Poses dramatically and then dives in the fountain in slow-motion*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2010
Yeeees! you did the slow motion bit 
Oh hang on...
*splashes about a bit*
heeelp! my savior! 
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 21, 2010
*Swims in slow motion, just like the Million Dollar Man*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 21, 2010
*watches in awe at the slow-motion action* *splash*
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 21, 2010
*Tries to do a stunning rescue, complete with pounding waves threatening to drown us both, but the fact that the water in the fountain is only 2 feet deep makes it rather difficult*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 21, 2010
I know... I'll try submerge myself a bit more and kinda move my hands to make the water all go wavey...
*splash *splash*
*heeelp*
*gurggle*
*ducks under the water 
*splash>
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 22, 2010
That's much better, thanks.
*Goes under for what seems like minutes, and lets out a vast gasp of air when finally surfaces...*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2010
We're actually getting a bit low on water in the countain now... those last few waves seem to have splashed most of the water out over the sides...
*makes more waves* 
*splash*
*splash*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2010
no... not a real* shark... it was me pretending to be one 
Hmm... there really isn't much water left in this fountain now
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 24, 2010
Shall I just step out of the almost dry fountain? maybe I can find a larger body of water to drown in ... 
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