h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the rest of the beach is so quiet, i wonder if its even safe to swim. maybe the lifegaurds don't work here any more either.

*stands in the bay waving and shouting fir help*

we'll soon see

It does seem rather deserted around here. I wonder where everyone has gotten to?

probably watching tv.

could *you* save me from drowning?

..or from standing in a shallow bay waving my arms?

*A lifeguard passes by, sees Terryterry waving his arms franctically, and waves back.*

H2G2 Lifeguards - to the drowning, we're the 87th Emergency Service.

<BB<

*sits down in frustration only to have a riptide come and pull her out to sea*



HELP!!

*Decides he might as well try and do something, and starts paddling into the sea.*

<BB<

*washes up on a reef*