A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Id like to work here!
Jeffery the hyper-intelligent guitar Started conversation Oct 4, 2001
Hey its me Jeffery! As people know I am a lifeguard so can i get a job here?
Id like to work here!
Bluebottle Posted Oct 8, 2001
Certainly!
So tell me, what would you like your official lifeguard title to be?
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 13, 2001
Okay, you're hired.
But why the squigee king? 
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Id like to work here!
Bluebottle Posted Oct 13, 2001
Okay, you're hired.
But why the squigee king?
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Id like to work here!
Jeffery the hyper-intelligent guitar Posted Oct 13, 2001
Cos I used to be un-pool qualified at my swimming pool and so had to do all the cleaning jobs. Hence my control over the squigee's.
Id like to work here!
Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 9, 2001
Can I get a job here too?
Saving lives is a worthy cause and I am also thinking of being an active member of HRASC now that I have learnt the dangers.
That's my CV 
Id like to work here!
Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 2001
You're definately qualified for the job!
So tell me, what would your lifeguard title be?
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 12, 2001
Lifeguard of the highest chair?
Id like to work here!
Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 12, 2001
and what is your title sir?
Id like to work here!
Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 14, 2001
Ah, now I see it- Shop steward for the soul!
Good title. Where is the shop for the soul at?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 16, 2001
I don't know - it's more of a market stall it seems
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 16, 2001
Could you give my soul a hot wax and a shine?
Id like to work here!
Bluebottle Posted Nov 16, 2001
How about a candle? When it's lit not only does it shine, but the wax becomes hot. 
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 19, 2001
Brilliant! 
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- 1: Jeffery the hyper-intelligent guitar (Oct 4, 2001)
- 2: Bluebottle (Oct 8, 2001)
- 3: Jeffery the hyper-intelligent guitar (Oct 8, 2001)
- 4: Bluebottle (Oct 13, 2001)
- 5: Bluebottle (Oct 13, 2001)
- 6: Jeffery the hyper-intelligent guitar (Oct 13, 2001)
- 7: Bluebottle (Oct 16, 2001)
- 8: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 9, 2001)
- 9: Bluebottle (Nov 9, 2001)
- 10: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 12, 2001)
- 11: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 12, 2001)
- 12: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 14, 2001)
- 13: Bluebottle (Nov 16, 2001)
- 14: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 16, 2001)
- 15: Bluebottle (Nov 16, 2001)
- 16: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 19, 2001)
- 17: Bluebottle (Nov 21, 2001)
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