h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Slides down the slide, and lands in the water right on top of PP.*
Sorry Paul Prefect - didn't see you there!
Are you okay, looks like I've squashed you?

*tries to hide an evil grin from his face... everything's working out as he'd planned it... *

*pretends to be hurt...*

Ouch....

*waits for BB to approach, then suddenly recovers from his "illness", quickly dives & pully BB down with him... Holds him there for as long as he can stay without air, then re-emerges... *

No, BB, don't worry... I wasn't hurt...

Ha! You forgot that a Bluebottle is a type of jellifish!
You are very seriously poisoned, you know, and only one person here knows the cure for the Bluebottle sting.

And that's me!

*soaks BB*

I dont know... i disappear for a few days and you forget all about me! (though I'm going away for a few weeks again tomorrow... no h2g2. how will i cope?)

*Soaks FC again*
Well, hopefully you'll dry out so we can *REALLY* soak you again!

I'll just crank the temp up to 110 F. Now for a good soak.
*dipping first her right foot, then her left JLC settles in to warm up her aching muscles.
No one's around, so I'll just take this suit off before it gets wet.
Corrupted by Club Med beaches, she doesn't care anymore. Unusual for an american. I hope the Brits don't get in a tiff. But hell's bells what would they be doing at a place called l'Hotel Chrome. I'm safe.
I'll bring my Baquacil and balance the PH, no chlorine for me. I guess I'll apply as an employee tomorrow.
*Slowly slipping in the warm water covers her shoulders, she's beet red now and beads of sweat have formed on her upper lip and brow.
*leaning her head back onto the plastic pillow covered with terrycloth Ahh Bliss

What is 110 F in degrees C?
And don't worry JLC - you're in a HRASC area, which means no swimming costumes allowed.
Although what this L'Hotel Chrome has to do with anything I don't know...

You do the math, suffice to say. You are in HOT WATER NOW! Good thing its an HRASC area, what does that stand for anyway, I've already learned IMHO, put since like most of us up here I'm far from humble, It's useless to me. Now if HRASC means I can run around buck a**.
*JlC slowly stands up water gliding down her sleek bod, jumping with great agility out of the tub
*I'll just get a nice fresh garden hose to add some cold to the tub for you Blue, I like to cool down with the hose, it's great for the circulation.
*Gurgling noises come from the hose as she bends over to turn it on

HRASC stands for H2G2 Researchers Against Swimming Costumes - see:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229303
Nothing like the jacuzzi, is there?
I expect we'll be safe from the folks in the fun pool for a while - they like attacking you with water cannons or splashing you when they go down the waterslides.

--- HappyDude enter's, dips his toe in the water ---

'Ah perfect'

--- HappyDude slips slowley into the water, a large grin coming over his face ---

'Now this is nice, so how's everyone doing?'

Let me rub your shoulders for you. Oh, you are so tense. Relax, I'll make it better for you.

-----mmmmmm Happy Dude mmmmmmm-------
I knew you would come. I had to run over and join the HRASC.
I hope you're not going to keep your swimming costume on.
eyeing Dude's clean shaven jaw-line she slips on to his lap and attaches her lips to the bottom of his chin, running her tongue delfly around the under edge of his jaw towards the nook at the back of his ear.

Ahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was done softly in a pleasent sort of way, actuly can I just add

'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

HappyDudes Eyes Roll up & eye lids close, big smile on face.

HappyDude puts his arm around JLC the TTP's waist and pulls her in close to him. His cheek against hers, he whispers sweet nothings into her ear (trust me they are good, but this is a public forum!). Happy runs the finger's of his other hand through JLC the TTP hair, gently twisting it around his finger's.

----- A loud and sudden beeping/wailing noise from the changing area -----

'O Blast! Sorry my-dear duty calls, hazards of being Fire Chief.'

----- Happy gets out of the pool, he turns around and blows a kiss towards JLC the TTP ----

'See you tomorrow for the Ball'

----- Happy blows another kiss and heads off -----

***JLC sinks under the water to play mermaid and blow bubbles****
rising from the mist of the steamy surface she sighs, get out of the tub dries off with a fluffy white towl which she wraps around her head in turban form reaches for her red chiffon apron and ties it snugly arund her waist with a bow in the back, it doesn't cover the back of her buttocks and you can see through the front but she likes the way the ruffle cares her thighs when she moves about. So she takes her little blue long neck watering can and begins to water the bromiliads.

Is it just me, or is the jacuzzi warming up?????

I think I'd better find someone to attack with the waterguns.

Some like it hot Blue. Come on in the water's fine. I just distracted for awhile, I tend to do that, live in my own world. That's why I created the Jacuzzi. I like company but I'm strictly one on one, I don't mind if you watch, I like to watch myself. Thanks for creating HRASC, it sorts us out. Really we need to post a sign on the Jacuzzi area so folks will know it is a HRASC area only. I would hate to corrupt any 12 year olds. Please feel free to police the area with a watergun. If I get my cold hose out, it's just more thrills and chills as I told you before. Come on in the water's fine.

...Bobin' Along comes bobin' along...

>>>to himself: Ah, here's the Jacuzzi... oh, a small one... cozy... I hope it's too small for sharks... what the heck, I'm sharkproofed<<<

Howdy! rough week at work, but got a long weekend
Mind if I soak a bit?

--- Just Passing through ---

Help yourself, Its a bit quiet tonight as everyone has gone to the masked ball at the Foxy.

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